1st and 11 Week 3

Sorry, didn't see this email that PJ sent Sunday afternoon. I was, umm, tired from a long night and on the road back to DC from NY. Thank you Matt for your contribution!

1st and 11 written by Matt D.
Going to be sending you them in batches as I am out of the house.

1st You have to be a real effing moron to pick a Browns player with your first pick.

2nd You know, the type of moron who always picks (the same) kicker in the fourth round.

3rd Speaking of the draft, noticed a lot of Caucasians had issues during the draft.

4th I’m not saying it was an Asian conspiracy to screw of the Caucasians.

5th P.J. did say it though.  Said he believes it 100%

6th He said shady stuff like this has been going on since day one.

7th His words, not mine.

8th And did the scoring change?  Has it always been 50 passing yards for 1 point.

9th Kinda hard to win if your quarterback is erratic as shit

10th Did I mention never draft a Cleveland player?


AND 11 In conclusion, despite what ESPN and the interwebs say, never draft a player from Cleveland.

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