1st and 11 Week 2

Posted by Victor Donge on

 What happened to PJ’s leg (pic below)

 

  1. Vic visited PJ unhappy with last week’s 1st and 11 and showed his displeasure with an Asian martial arts ass whooping.
  2. Or was it Justin that was unhappy with last week’s 1st and 11 and greeted PJ with a crude Caucasian expression of a baseball bat to the knee.
  3. Perhaps it was Andrea that was unhappy with PJ bringing their son into last week’s 1st and 11 and instructed PJ to jump out of the second story window, which he obeyed as husbands these days are apt to do.
  4. Maybe PJ was torn by extreme emotions, seeing Dolphins win and go 2-0 but then the angst of a very dismal performance by his fantasy team and tried to release these emotions by kicking a cushion but missed and kicked the wall instead.
  5. He could have been trying to impress the biking youth in Florida and demonstrating his former biking prowess but during his demonstration he found he had aged and no longer had the same skills and crashed into a tree.
  6. It may have been a former adversary “The Ramp” that caught up with PJ again.  ~20 years ago it attacked his ankle and left him in a boot, now it came back for more…and left PJ stuttering I should have taken the stairs.
  7. Taking a supernatural turn PJ may have gotten caught up with the Harry Potter Universal craze, tried his hand at magic and “splinched” himself.
  8.  Thank you Kevin.
  9. If PJ had a $10k mountain bike like Kevin may be we wouldn't have to speculate what happened.
  10.  Word is Justin's relationship does have a label, one word FURRIES.          
  11.   AND 11 I don't think I could possibly be more inefficient. 



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