1st and 11 Week 1

PJ graciously wrote up a 1st and 11 column in the middle of preparing for Irma, before last night's game, so please cut him some slack on typos, fake news, fear-mongering, etc.
-Ed.


1st We might make happy hour if postings are true about it taking place this weekend.  We are weighing jumping on a plane and if we do fly out of dodge where to go.  Leaning towards Philly……Hai’s family team.

2nd Victor was spot on with the FADUCO post draft analysis.

3rd Word is Kevin and his wife are into to that wicken, witch craft stuff.  Please no spells from the Farrell clan……after this 1st and 11 plans to go to the D.C. area are out.   Kevin told me that Kristy has these eyes that do crazy stuff and if I were to get out of line my wife would be involved in some sort of plot against me.

4th After reading my 1st three posts I know this sounds like I am rabbling, but what else is new.  Stick with me.

5th Justin’s distrust of the Asians has reached epic levels and Matt may have had a stroke during the draft (I spoke with him the other night and if you think I am rabbling, you haven’t heard nothing). 

6th But it turns out Kevin slips back into the shadows because the Asians seem cloaked in deceit.   For instance Hai has led us to believe that THEM COWBOYS America’s team are in fact his Favorite TEAM….When in fact I have proof that Hai has always and will always root for the Birds.  Yes the Eagles.

7th I have several photo’s of Hai with his new baby draped in Eagles garb.  So either Kevin and the Mrs. Have worked their magic or Hai is a Eagles fan (who else dresses their newborn in Eagles gear. 

8th I realized the Asians have been winners of the last 2 championships but seem to have not ponied up for Happy Hour……I wasn’t going to bring this up but one of my Asian sources seems to need this annual event to eat out.

9th Speaking of down and out, after escaping the clutches of Hai the Tall one is apparently homeless again and was last seen wondering near Houston.  Never understood why you wouldn’t go to the nicest locations if your going to be homeless.

10th Finally the rest of the league experienced the same drafting issues I always seem to deal with.

AND 11 I have enjoyed the Kevin and Victor show this week.  I hope Justin and Matt join the fray this week! 

Good luck everyone.

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