The playoff picture is no clearer than it was last week. 7 teams are either 7-6 or 6-7, here is a quick but possibly still confusing rundown. Sorry breakdown not available until tomorrow to get updated percentages:
Justin - Win Week 14, he's in. Can still make it if he scores enough points in a loss and either Hai or Kevin loses, plus Donny and Tuna don't score more than 31 points over Justin.
Kevin - Sorry no reverse-jinx for you this week Kevin. Your chances have been upgraded from "remote" to "of course Kevin always makes the playoffs". Win, Kevin will be in. Lose, has to root for at least 3 of the following to win: Justin, Matt, Vu, and Victor
Hai - If he wins and either Justin or Kevin loses, AND both Donny and Tuna don't score more than 30 points (+ Jordan Reed score tonight) than him (very likely), he's in. Essentially, needs to root for Vu and Donny. If he loses, he's eliminated.
Tuna - If Tuna wins and Kevin loses, he's basically in as long as Donny doesn't outscore him by 9 points in a win. If Tuna wins but Kevin also wins and Justin loses to Donny, Tuna has to outscore Justin by 40 points. If Tuna loses, he's eliminated.
Donny - If he wins and both Tuna and Kevin lose, he's basically in. If Kevin wins but Tuna loses AND Donny outscored Justin by 40 points, he's in. If Donny loses, he's eliminated.
PJ - Need to win and root for the following: Matt, Justin, Lily, and Vu. In other words root for all the Caucasians except family. Even if Donny or Tuna wins, PJ can still make it if Kevin and Hai lose and he outscores Donny and Tuna by more than 20.
Victor - Functionally eliminated, since he's way behind in points scored. Like PJ, need the following to ALL win: Matt, Justin, Lily, and Vu. Yeah, like Lily will beat Tuna twice this season. Oh well, Donny, no need to manage my team while I'm away on vacation during the playoffs.
For the record, my crappy nominations for the FADUCO Pro Bowl are WR Calvin Johnson, WR Mike Evans and TE Gary Barnidge. In the likely chance I get the privilege of coaching the Pro Bowl due to being the worst team, here is my Asian dream lineup. Asians' RBs have sucked lately, so I'm going with the 3-WR offense.
QB: Russell Wilson (Donny)
RB1: Doug Martin (Vu)
WR1: Antonio Brown (Tuna)
WR1: Calvin Johnson (Victor)
WR2: DeAndre Hopkins (Vu)
TE: Taylor Eifert (Hai) - if healthy. if not, Gary Barnidge (Victor)
K: Steven Hauschka (Hai)
DST: Denver Broncos (Donny)
Justin - Win Week 14, he's in. Can still make it if he scores enough points in a loss and either Hai or Kevin loses, plus Donny and Tuna don't score more than 31 points over Justin.
Kevin - Sorry no reverse-jinx for you this week Kevin. Your chances have been upgraded from "remote" to "of course Kevin always makes the playoffs". Win, Kevin will be in. Lose, has to root for at least 3 of the following to win: Justin, Matt, Vu, and Victor
Hai - If he wins and either Justin or Kevin loses, AND both Donny and Tuna don't score more than 30 points (+ Jordan Reed score tonight) than him (very likely), he's in. Essentially, needs to root for Vu and Donny. If he loses, he's eliminated.
Tuna - If Tuna wins and Kevin loses, he's basically in as long as Donny doesn't outscore him by 9 points in a win. If Tuna wins but Kevin also wins and Justin loses to Donny, Tuna has to outscore Justin by 40 points. If Tuna loses, he's eliminated.
Donny - If he wins and both Tuna and Kevin lose, he's basically in. If Kevin wins but Tuna loses AND Donny outscored Justin by 40 points, he's in. If Donny loses, he's eliminated.
PJ - Need to win and root for the following: Matt, Justin, Lily, and Vu. In other words root for all the Caucasians except family. Even if Donny or Tuna wins, PJ can still make it if Kevin and Hai lose and he outscores Donny and Tuna by more than 20.
Victor - Functionally eliminated, since he's way behind in points scored. Like PJ, need the following to ALL win: Matt, Justin, Lily, and Vu. Yeah, like Lily will beat Tuna twice this season. Oh well, Donny, no need to manage my team while I'm away on vacation during the playoffs.
For the record, my crappy nominations for the FADUCO Pro Bowl are WR Calvin Johnson, WR Mike Evans and TE Gary Barnidge. In the likely chance I get the privilege of coaching the Pro Bowl due to being the worst team, here is my Asian dream lineup. Asians' RBs have sucked lately, so I'm going with the 3-WR offense.
QB: Russell Wilson (Donny)
RB1: Doug Martin (Vu)
WR1: Antonio Brown (Tuna)
WR1: Calvin Johnson (Victor)
WR2: DeAndre Hopkins (Vu)
TE: Taylor Eifert (Hai) - if healthy. if not, Gary Barnidge (Victor)
K: Steven Hauschka (Hai)
DST: Denver Broncos (Donny)
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