Ed. Note: I think this is from Justin. I wouldn't want to drink the water or whatever they're drinking down at Jupiter Florida.
1. PJ has made a deal with the Asian devil to conjure injuries and defeat
2. He was unaware of the price but has now come to realize the cost is his first born
3. In recent news, a "man" reached into his car to steal something while little PJ was present
4. After yesterday, we now know it was no man but a hell spawn that I can can only imagine looks like the shadows in 1990's Ghost and the target was James
5. You must pay for what you've done and your treachery
6. PJ is out all week protecting his offspring and regretting life decisions
7. I've took it upon myself to skin a rabbit and leave it on his desk as a sign of good will and fortune
8. His unsupportive ankles would never allow him to run down the captor should payment come to fruition
9. Chicken bones, lady boys, tea leaves, rabbit foot and fairy dust will only go so far and considering two of my keepers are out I figure the worst is over
10. The bear hibernates after game day and the waiver wire should be Wednesday, or was that part of your backdoor, blood brother, soul exchange deal as well
11. Keep up these shenanigans and you may find yourself no longer welcome in the club/ Mrs. PJ will never forgive you...
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