1st and 11 Week 7

1st. I guess the Asians only participation in Faduco now is setting line ups on Sunday.

2nd Thank you Kevin very entertaining special edition.


3rd. I know you were sick Victor but your recent kayaking photo's make it hard to believe you can't spare a few moments for power rankings.  If you knew Justin's plight you wouldn't joke about what he may or may not be drinking.


4th. We should really rally behind Justin given his Faduco circumstances, losing 3 of 3 keepers, one literally a week after they were due, and his downward spiral into delusions.  He really believes I'm a secret agent working with the Asians to adjust the rules to specifically keep whitey down.


5th Back to the what Justin may or may not be drinking.  Let me just say this, a couple weeks ago Justin took his dog and garbage bag full of his worldly possessions and moved down by the pier in Cocoa Beach.  Victor maybe you know the answer but is salt water okay to drink?  


6th I hope he knows to boil first.  I did offer to let him spend the night when we did the Faduco draft.  Now maybe somebody will look a little closer at the picture I took.  (Shelter clothes?).  Thinking about one of those kick starter deals to help a brother get back on his feet.


7th Asians should be ashamed, Hai you first.  For god's sake you have a servant and a couple closets full of shoes.  Instead of donating nice shirts like that cowboys jersey you chose to mock Victor, who most likely discarded it in the garbage.  A wife that waits on you hand and foot, and you still add nothing.


8th And Lilly I still haven't gotten my cookies (I would feed a hungry person with those), nor have we every seen a single contribution to the league.  Oops sorry Lilly does provide wins to her opponents.

9th One last thing Lilly, I don't want To hear about how your in Hawaii on business.  Last year you didn't even to bother to come to Victors Happy Hour that my wife and  year old child at the time, drove 15 hours straight through to get there.  You are the taco, of our league.


10th. Justin hang in there buddy, you remind me of myself 15 years ago.  At least you got to murder a rabbit.  That always makes a guy feel better.


And 11 the Caucasians really are the "Value Added" portion of Faduco.

Final notes:  of course I haven't heard either way from a single Asian about AC.  Thank you to all the Caucasians who have responded.  

Justin's last rant was referring to how my dog above bit some idiot trying to steal my wallet thru the car window.  Thief didn't realize the dog was in back with baby.  It was actually terrifying when it happened but sort of funny cause she got him good.  Her muzzle was full of his blood.




Comments

Victor Donge said…
Drinking seawater is really really bad for you according to NOAA:

http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/drinksw.html
POD said…
Damn I have to agree with PJ...us Asians have been slacking. And that includes Vic relative to his normally high posting standards. And whats up with no Asians going to AC? It's gambling for god's sakes, the asian's prefferred passtime. Asians, it's time to step up, most of our times suck anyways. And Lily bake the man some cookies already! He won't accept Pepperidge Farm. And yes, Hai is a lazy commish, he makes me do all the finance work. What other commish out there has his own Treasurer.