The Wife's 1st and 11....
1. Did you hear that PJ left me?
2. ROLL TIDE!!
3. I took the house, dog, car, my clothes, and pretty much everything
except what PJ had prior to our relationship.
4. Did I mention...ROLL TIDE!!
5. By the way, I never really have understood fantasy football. If
it's "fantasy," then why do we have to pay each year?
6. Supposedly, PJ ran off with a hooker while pumping gas a the local
"hooker hang out" gas station.
7. I wouldn't be suprised if the Dolphins lost to the Patriots, this weekend.
8. Right now, I'm currently dating a homeless couple who are into
"sharing" each other with me.
9. Do they have fantasy football for college football? I'd be winning
right now, if that were the case.
10. How about fantasy swap?
And 11....What would you do for a championship
ticket?....remember....I took EVERYTHING!
1. Did you hear that PJ left me?
2. ROLL TIDE!!
3. I took the house, dog, car, my clothes, and pretty much everything
except what PJ had prior to our relationship.
4. Did I mention...ROLL TIDE!!
5. By the way, I never really have understood fantasy football. If
it's "fantasy," then why do we have to pay each year?
6. Supposedly, PJ ran off with a hooker while pumping gas a the local
"hooker hang out" gas station.
7. I wouldn't be suprised if the Dolphins lost to the Patriots, this weekend.
8. Right now, I'm currently dating a homeless couple who are into
"sharing" each other with me.
9. Do they have fantasy football for college football? I'd be winning
right now, if that were the case.
10. How about fantasy swap?
And 11....What would you do for a championship
ticket?....remember....I took EVERYTHING!
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