1st and 11 Week 13

1^st  The reason I haven’t written the last 3 weeks is Andrea left me.

2^nd To prove my love I traveled to Alabama, cursed Notre Dame and purchased tickets to the Iron Bowl.

3^rd She still has not taken me back.

4^th She has taken my dog, house, car, clothes, and basically anything not attached to me.

5^th You all should read the list of her demands.

6^th The Christmas Tree alone would make all the males in the Faduco walk away.

7^th By the way a Howard Johnson hotel room during the IRON BOWL ran $700 per night…….of course Ho joe wasn’t good enough for my ho.

8^th Does William realize that along with my Miami Dolphins Club Seats, I have 1^st right of refusal on the Championship Game assumed to be ND vs Alabama.

9^th Those tickets have bathrooms with flat screens above the pisser, and many other amenities.

10^th William maybe you can help with Andrea’s list of demands.

AND 11 I will be posting several extra 1^st and 11’s to make up for missed time.