1st Does anybody want to trade for my wife? Really good deal, all offers accepted. AS IS NO WARRANTY.
2nd She is 5'1 approximately 112 LBS......She is only 36 yrs old wife high mileage BUT mostly highway.
3rd Full disclosure.......She is difficult to coach, but is a self starter.
4th Hits like 6'3 250 LBS ILB.
5th Runs 4.3 40 when pissed off, which is often.
6th Does have prior back injury. I will add performance guarantee.
7th I have cash to sweeten deal for right offer.
8th ALL TRADES CONSIDERED. Did I mention she comes with AUBURN VS ALABAMA TICKETS, hotel accommodations included.
9th She requested I write about her more in 1st and 11.
10th This may not have been what she envisioned.
AND 11 She wants to FLAT IRON my ball hairs after seeing Tosh O live at a stand up act in San Francisco. All women with curly hair want straight hair, she figures all men secretly want straight ball hair. Hopefully this provides a little insight into her thought process. Shackles not ncluded; she is also a Republican.
Side note I have offered 33% of FADUCO participants a trade offer tonight so, I suggest checking CBS prior to kick off tonight.
2nd She is 5'1 approximately 112 LBS......She is only 36 yrs old wife high mileage BUT mostly highway.
3rd Full disclosure.......She is difficult to coach, but is a self starter.
4th Hits like 6'3 250 LBS ILB.
5th Runs 4.3 40 when pissed off, which is often.
6th Does have prior back injury. I will add performance guarantee.
7th I have cash to sweeten deal for right offer.
8th ALL TRADES CONSIDERED. Did I mention she comes with AUBURN VS ALABAMA TICKETS, hotel accommodations included.
9th She requested I write about her more in 1st and 11.
10th This may not have been what she envisioned.
AND 11 She wants to FLAT IRON my ball hairs after seeing Tosh O live at a stand up act in San Francisco. All women with curly hair want straight hair, she figures all men secretly want straight ball hair. Hopefully this provides a little insight into her thought process. Shackles not ncluded; she is also a Republican.
Side note I have offered 33% of FADUCO participants a trade offer tonight so, I suggest checking CBS prior to kick off tonight.
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