1st and 11 Week 13

1^st and 11

1^st Is $1,500,000.00 a lot of money?

2^nd Does anyone know the cost of a child over 18-33 years?

3^rd The 33 years comes from the time my brother spent living at home.

4^th I hear Asian children stay home even longer.

5^th I think Andrew is the new Larry.

6^th Collin Cowhert is really a Notre Dame hater.

7^th I believe Collin hates Notre Dame so much because he was not smart enough to be accepted.

8^th I recently received an offer for a free cell phone courtesy of the US government. I was required to attest that I was on one of the following programs:

Medicaid Foodstamps/SNAP Temporary Cash Assistance (TCA/TANF)

Supplemental Security Income (SSI) Bureau of Indian Affairs Federal Public Housing Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program The National School Lunch Program’s Free Lunch Program

NO NEED TO PROVIDE DOCUMENTATION

IF YOU HAVE FILLED IN MORE THAN ONE BUBBLE, SKIP SECTION C.

9^th I can’t wait for Miami VS Eagles.

10^th I am getting very old and cranky.

AND 11 What the F…..is going on in the world……..1.5mm in a money market is maybe throwing off 15K…….mother fuckers are getting free cell phones, that I am paying for……..Notre Dame is a Great School for Academics but just can’t compete anymore……Andrew is going to take the FADUCO BOWL…..I need to start drinking again……FU HAI, Cowboys got lucky…..I am turning extremely bitter. Lilly u remind me of Obama, just full of shit.