10. Victor - What the heck did Victor do to piss off the fantasy goddesses. The goddesses are not very, to steal his favorite term, bullish on Victor. I’m quite sure Victor was not very bullish on Kenny Britt prior to last week, but he might be now. Of course, Victor in all likelihood would have overcome Britt’s 3 TD antics if not for Romo’s 1st quarter injury. Losing to a shitty Tuna team by a fraction of a point in another league adds insult to injury.
9. Andrew - Well, well, well...NOW he decides to manage his team. The man had done nothing all year and all of a sudden shows a burst of activity, what with lineup changes and TWO add/drops, one of which was last minute to replace an injured kicker. That is called paying attention, folks. Thanks for not giving someone a cheesy win (even if that someone was me, dick).
8. Katy - She strikes again in an uncanny fashion. Supernatural forces are at work here. 3 Tds from some nondescript Titan who was even benched to start the game. And then her opponent’s QB gets hurt in the first quarter of a shoot-out and now you have a classic Katy win over an Asian. Gonna get steam rolled by the whites though, that’s why I am discounting her 4-3 record.
7. Bill - Would have won against 7 other teams but of course was matched up against the 2nd highest scorer of the week.. Thought Bill was gonna get this one with Lily’s Foster and Wayne on bye, but what the fuck do I know.
6. Me - Not much, including knowing when to keep my mouth shut. Shoulda waited an extra week before giving Andrew crap. Before I go on, I need to get off my chest a few fuck-yous. Fuck you Ryan Matthews for being yet another worthless, over-hyped #1 pick. Fuck you Ryan Matthews, Joseph Addai and LeSean McCoy for never scoring Tds when I start you. Fuck you three again for always scoring Tds when I bench you. And a special fuck you goes out to Roy Williams for the zero catches for zero yards performance on Monday when I needed 8 pts. Good thing Katy is next with her Eagles on bye. I like my chances but if Katy beats me because of some scrub like Louis Murphy scoring 3 Tds, I’m going to murder her.
5. PJ - Can’t really fault you for not starting McFadden when he was a game time decision, but come on everyone knew this year’s Ronnie Brown wasn’t gonna do squat against Pitt D. Still in good position to get the 4th playoff spot, only real competition is Tuna. If McFadden can stay healthy, PJ will have a sick RB duo.
4. Tuna - Still holds the 4th spot until PJ can make a move. Still don’t really like Tuna’s team that much. Aaron Rodgers is fading some, though still I guess a top 5 fantasy QB. Tuna has 5 Rbs that average between 9 and 11 points a game, which is what, a TD and 50-60 yds. Not too exciting, especially to go along with pedestrian wideouts.
3. Hai - King of the Asians. Nice pickup of Carson Palmer who made up for his Pitt guys sucking it up. Not sure why Andrew dumped him for Garrard but whatever. Also helped out that Tuna botched which Rbs to start.. I’m sure Hai is tempted to start Dez, but that would mean benching Austin or starting two cowboy Wrs, which would be placing quite a bit of trust in Kitna.
2. Lily - Nice win with your number 1 RB and wayne on bye. Huge week by White and special teams. Special teams score way too many points in our league btw. I don’t like it how they score just as much as Qbs, do you?. Arian Foster is da man and gonna go ape-shit this week against Indy’s pathetic run d.
1. Kevin - Gets his 4th high score of the year. How convenient that Hakeem and Eli pick up the slack and then some during Peyton’s and Andre’s byes. Nice special teams move by starting Titans over Packers. Also, netted a gain by starting an oakland TE over all-world TE gates. Nothing he does ever backfires. If I were a socialist, I would really despise Kevin right now.
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