1st and 11 Week 8

In honor of Halloween, PJ is giving us an evil 13 treats....

1^st and 11 “I hate everyone”

1^st My Team is awesome.

2^nd “the Man put something in my chocolate milk.”

3^rd Guess who wrote #2?

4^th The witch has stolen my testicals.

5^th I hate what and who I am becoming…..I have only been allowed a single game on Sunday and I am not to switch between channels. I do not get sports programming during the week…..Mike and Mike in the morning is my source of information. I truly have to go by CBS updates Sunday mornings.

6^th Maybe Andrew is dead.

7^th How long was he married? Was/Is his spouse nice?

8^th Which Asian got married on a cruise? Pure Genius.

9^th Lilly you are going down this week.

10^th I fear Kevin has also disappeared. I have not heard from him in almost two weeks, despite repeated calls.

AND 11 We need a new name for the League. FADUCO no longer works. We are a league of abducted Men……We were all basically single men when this thing started and over the last year and a half we lost who we are.

AND A SPECIAL 12……Breathe……IN WITH THE GOOD, OUT WITH THE ……. BAD WITH, IN WITH THE GOOD, OUT WITH THE….. BAD…..BREATHE…..BREATHE

AND AND AND VIC GURU your team sucks, and you gravely miscalculated the past 2 years, but even though my woman/witch/ogre/mean person or whatever I may want to call her I am not that out of touch!