In the past years where I posted food photos on the blog, my team always did pretty well. Since then, I succumbed to demands that the blog be food-free, but my fantasy team has descended into the gutter. After last week's debacle of a 1-point loss (thanks Dolphins D) where I was happy for one day only to have the win yanked from me, this blog is going back to its food-porn ways. To start, here are some nice dishes I got to eat (at no extra charge unlike in Norwegian Cruise) on my recent cruise on Holland America.
Yeah, while I was gorging myself on the breakfast buffet and main dining room entrees, my fantasy team was out laying an egg. It was worth it. Others who may choose a more Vegan diet got to see their fantasy team kick ass the past 3 weeks. Hence, my new theory on how your diet is correlated to your fantasy team. So on to the rankings
1. Kevin - 2nd time he got high score of the week in 3 weeks. Average margin of victory more than 25 points. League's only hope is Kevin 's eating ways get corrupted by all these delectable meat and seafood dishes from my album.
2. Lily - Anquan Boldin start paid off, making her look like the fantasy genius in the family. Konnor is eating too healthy and getting delicious food prepared by Grand-ma Donge. Time to introduce him to the evils of jelly beans and gummy bears.
3. Katy - Mike Vick is twice the fantasy stud McNabb was. Just needs a RB to post and the Ravens D to perform like its reputation and this team shall win the Asian division. Team Katy probably eating organic oatmeal and drinking soy milk at breakfast.
4. PJ - Probably won't win this week vs. Kevin, but has solid roster or RBs and should beat the crappy teams. Rumor has it PJ has cut down his drinking after his stripper-infested bachelor party in preparation for his nuptials, thus giving his fantasy team a small edge.
5. Bill - For the first time in a while, Bill is the underdog to Lily/Larry's team. MDJ and Ray Rice have underachieved. Maybe Bill needs to cut down on all that MSG-laced Chinese food on his next visit to China.
6. Hai - Team got overrun by the Vick stampede. Then again, Hai is the only guy I know to get undernourished during a cruise. I'm not allowed to tell you exactly why, but the words "Cruise Noob" comes to mind. So Hai returns, eats filet mignon the night before and promptly loses. Coincidence?
7. Donny - Is 2-1, but has been lucky with his matchups. Faith in McNabb last week nearly tripped him up, but then again, would have lost without Moss and Redskins D in the lineup. The Duong golf invitational is this weekend, and given that Donny is paired with me, I see a lot of early drinking in the morning to get our golf game up to speed.
8. Tuna - Team's weak bench may start to hurt Tuna now that bye weeks are coming. Still, can't count him out thanks to Aaron Rogers bringing it every week. Plus, I think Tuna has been eating healthier and so I think this team can go up a few notches going forward.
9. Andrew - Bad luck with 49er defense, otherwise would have beaten PJ. Now that Austin Collie is the true #2 WR in the colts offense, I think Andrew has enough homerun potential to merit avoiding the bottom ranking. Eating prison food can't be good for you, however.
10. Victor - Remarkably consistent across all 3 weeks. Unfortunately, that's for 57, 59, and 58 points. Has some sorry-ass defenses and poor managing/meddling of the roster cost him weeks 2 and 3. Hai, I'm betting that whoever loses this week shall have to cook some prime ribeye steaks I bought at Costco the other day (at much cheaper than the online price).
Yeah, while I was gorging myself on the breakfast buffet and main dining room entrees, my fantasy team was out laying an egg. It was worth it. Others who may choose a more Vegan diet got to see their fantasy team kick ass the past 3 weeks. Hence, my new theory on how your diet is correlated to your fantasy team. So on to the rankings
1. Kevin - 2nd time he got high score of the week in 3 weeks. Average margin of victory more than 25 points. League's only hope is Kevin 's eating ways get corrupted by all these delectable meat and seafood dishes from my album.
2. Lily - Anquan Boldin start paid off, making her look like the fantasy genius in the family. Konnor is eating too healthy and getting delicious food prepared by Grand-ma Donge. Time to introduce him to the evils of jelly beans and gummy bears.
3. Katy - Mike Vick is twice the fantasy stud McNabb was. Just needs a RB to post and the Ravens D to perform like its reputation and this team shall win the Asian division. Team Katy probably eating organic oatmeal and drinking soy milk at breakfast.
4. PJ - Probably won't win this week vs. Kevin, but has solid roster or RBs and should beat the crappy teams. Rumor has it PJ has cut down his drinking after his stripper-infested bachelor party in preparation for his nuptials, thus giving his fantasy team a small edge.
5. Bill - For the first time in a while, Bill is the underdog to Lily/Larry's team. MDJ and Ray Rice have underachieved. Maybe Bill needs to cut down on all that MSG-laced Chinese food on his next visit to China.
6. Hai - Team got overrun by the Vick stampede. Then again, Hai is the only guy I know to get undernourished during a cruise. I'm not allowed to tell you exactly why, but the words "Cruise Noob" comes to mind. So Hai returns, eats filet mignon the night before and promptly loses. Coincidence?
7. Donny - Is 2-1, but has been lucky with his matchups. Faith in McNabb last week nearly tripped him up, but then again, would have lost without Moss and Redskins D in the lineup. The Duong golf invitational is this weekend, and given that Donny is paired with me, I see a lot of early drinking in the morning to get our golf game up to speed.
8. Tuna - Team's weak bench may start to hurt Tuna now that bye weeks are coming. Still, can't count him out thanks to Aaron Rogers bringing it every week. Plus, I think Tuna has been eating healthier and so I think this team can go up a few notches going forward.
9. Andrew - Bad luck with 49er defense, otherwise would have beaten PJ. Now that Austin Collie is the true #2 WR in the colts offense, I think Andrew has enough homerun potential to merit avoiding the bottom ranking. Eating prison food can't be good for you, however.
10. Victor - Remarkably consistent across all 3 weeks. Unfortunately, that's for 57, 59, and 58 points. Has some sorry-ass defenses and poor managing/meddling of the roster cost him weeks 2 and 3. Hai, I'm betting that whoever loses this week shall have to cook some prime ribeye steaks I bought at Costco the other day (at much cheaper than the online price).
Comments
This isn't a free for all buffet. This is a SPORT! All of you should get off your asses, stick to a diet and check your rosters and players regularly.
PJ
We secured tarp monies to pay for this pickup.
Team Katy
I think trading current year players for future year draft picks will lead down a very slippery slope.
Tuna