Rant Lily Rant

And now, a very special contributing article from Kevin:

Lily don’t listen to your brother, losing a close game to an Asian is no reason to hold back ranting, especially this year. The performance of the Asian Division this year definitely should cause one to pause and the former elite of the Asian Division to seriously worry. It was only a few years ago that some were considering realigning the divisions since the Asian division was so dominating. Now this year it looks like none of the Asian franchises that have previously won the FADUCO bowl will be in the playoffs at all. The once proud Asian franchises of Vic Guru, Hai, Katy and POD have definitely fallen from their glory of previous years.

One has to ask themselves what caused this dramatic shift. Others such as the Cosgrove franchise explain this shift by late recognition of the fantasy system of the superior skill of the Caucasian division. He has extensive Excel analysis and a fist pumping, chest beating, expletive laden pitch to support this point, but this theory can be easily called in question by a cursory read of any of the “1st and Ten’s” authored by the Caucasian top performer this year.

This author believes part of the reason for this shift can be blamed on Vic Guru himself. I believe the fantasy gods have finally caught up with the audacity of Vic Guru, and those that have supported his anti-football ways. I don’t know how he thought he could get away with insulting football by putting gourmet cooking content on a football blog. Not only did he indict himself with this but also his fellow Asians by featuring them drinking wine and eating hors d’oeuvres on the football blog. It would be one thing to show kegs of beer and meat being grilled, but gourmet dining – what were you thinking?

I hear that the blog will may feature a horticulture theme as Vic continues to liberally expand his interests into other areas. All I have to say is “Go Caucasians!!!”

Comments

Anonymous said…
1st and 11 will be delayed so this thought provoking piece can sink in.
ldonge said…
Katy's not even really f-ing Asian. I am. This league is so screwed up.
ldonge said…
That said, I'm proud to be adopted by my white caucasian division family. Go white boys.
Anonymous said…
Katy isn't asian and neither is Jason. Neither of us even dated an asain. Although every time I get lap dances I go with an Asian for the second one.

Team Katy
Anonymous said…
The comment about the lapdance is pretty funny... that is if I was familar enough with that type of establishment to know what it meant.
Bill
Anonymous said…
The Caucasian domination during the regular season won't mean a thing unless you win the big one...like the Caucasians of 2008 and the Patriots of 2007.