FADUCO Week 4 Power Rankings

This is a crazy time in FADUCO. Defenses are carrying the scoring load (WTF 49ers as the top overall scorer in FADUCO???), the top 2 teams both lost badly, and it's been very hard to keep track of who owns which player due to all the wheeling and dealing. There is no sure thing, which continues the parity theme of last year. Another theme that is holding like last year: Teams with names starting in "L" sucking. Given all this and the fact that the cbs sports website is currently down, this won't be a very quantitative-centered or detailed ranking.

In honor of David Letterman, I'll do the top ten list in reverse order.

10. Lily - Trade improved WR, not the RB as intended for. Gets her key starters returning from the bye. Still, 0-4 is o and 4.

9. Hai - Probably won't feast on a championship this year. Which means a losing overall record as Hai switches to "famine" gear.

8. Kevin - Big fall from #2 to #8 just because of one bad game seems arbitrary. However, LT is showing a fork in his back and the other RBs are not getting their carries.

7. Katy - Lost 2 straight, her WRs and RBs in week 4 sucked. Week 5 should improve, Team Katy gets Philly back with a nice matchup against Tampa Bay Bucs.

6. Andrew - Despite disaster in the RB slots, management of team defense has been superb. Week's top scorer becoming, the force I sense he disturbs.

5. Donny - I am rewarding Donny with this spot because he was able to push the reset button on his season. That his other league's team is 4-0 with my draft picks is another reason.

4. PJ - Hey PJ, I donated to Coastal boxers, where's my photo gift? You really should be #3, I'm downgrading because of the promise you stiffed.

3. Victor - Bench roster actually outscored 4 teams, depth means good long-term outlook. Can't rank any higher since all the week 5 byes means team this week will get cooked.

1. (Tie). Tuna and Bill - I have to rank them both #1 so that neither will whine to me about their rankings. Though we know all of the other 8 owners would love to give the two a thorough spanking.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Text me your phone # I dont have the cord to hook up to my computer. I will email you my cell #
PJ
Victor Donge said…
There are 2 people in the photo, is she the one on the left or on the right?
Anonymous said…
Stripper is the blonde
Blahhhhhh said…
When will the picture be made available to the public?
tuna said…
Share the pic, Vic.

Donny trades look pretty good now. I almost threw in Mendenhall with Parker.
Victor Donge said…
The photo isn't very revealing. It actually raises more questions than answers. What is she holding in the photo? Who's with her in the photo? Can you explain PJ?
Anonymous said…
1st and 11 this week may address some of the questions Vic has asked.
PJ
Vic,

Please do not post. A donation is required for photo.

PJ
Victor Donge said…
I haven't posted or shown anyone the photo yet PJ. Don't worry.
Anonymous said…
Andrea Trunzo How is this possible??? Just because I have dark colored hair doesn't mean I'm asian.

My girlfriend (cough cough) took this quiz if you are interested let me know
pj
Anonymous said…
Have I mentioned I love blonde and Asian women?