1st and 11 Week 1

1st and 11 True confessions


1st I miss Larry already.


2nd Vic did Lilly ever explain her confusion?


3rd Vic what has your women done to you? Are you in need of help? You are not happy about the start of another season?


4th FU VIC! Every year you pat everyone on the back for handcuffing their RB’s…….AND when I handcuff mine “Reached for quite a few picks (Ricky Williams.


5th Hai

Good pick handcuffing Marion Barber with Felix Jones. However, ended up drafting quite a few old players like Jamal Lewis, Lavernues Coles, and Hines Ward, limiting his upside. May have to play QB roulette with Palmer and Ryan as they are similarly rated, so expect managerial inefficiencies this year. Grade: B-

FU YOU AGAIN!


6th I had a stripper living with me for a month and my girlfriend didn’t dump me as I hoped she would.


7th It’s a lot more stressful then one could have imagined……Think that HBO show with Bill Paxton. Cant remember name right now.


8th My girlfriend made me book a week cruise to make up……..and I just wanted to break up……..I am truly a weak man…….Kevin the last line was for you.


9th Hai I blame you and Vic for my current troubles…….you two hitching up made mentally succumb to societal pressures…..I was beginning to feel inadequate about not having a long term relationship with a women. So I went out and got one.


10th MIAMI DOLPHINS VS EAGLES. My early SB prediction, Miami wins home bowl SB 55-13.


AND 11 GOOD LUCK EVERYONE….WELCOME LILLY, thanks for drafting in the Larry tradition.

Comments

Anonymous said…
The HBO Show is called "Big Love". Please tell us more about this stripper.
Anonymous said…
the guy is married to multiple women in "big love", pj is that a hint to the possible next step in your relationship.
ldonge said…
you guys are nuts. tx for the welcome. now I'll try to be less confused. my confusion stems from the fact that diff rules from my other league. but you all should feel good that I'm just generally confused this yr since baby continues to drain my brain.
Andrew said…
Sparkle,

I think Vic is just jeleous that he does not live with a stripper. he was punishing you for living life fully in the real world and less fully in the virtual one. I think your team is $, more importantly i thing you are $. Keep up the good work and the stories. BTW a picture can tell a 1000 words - please keep that in mind.

Andrew
Anonymous said…
Katy never used having a baby as an excuse. Suck it up babe...this is the big leagues.
Anonymous said…
I'll tell more next 1st and 11(about the stripper) and the last 6 weeks of my stress filled life)......but please send any info about faduco players so I can stop yelling about Vic.

PJ
Anonymous said…
Andrew,

Thank you. I'll think about sending a pic or 2 to your cell phone but no web pics.....

PJ
Anonymous said…
You may be able to see her profile at Lido's and cant remeber the other name (she got kicked out)....Lido's is in Cocoa Beach