Hai's car died on him today. That's what happens when you own a Volkswagen. They are like that cute and hip girl you date, only to find out later that she's a major flake. UPDATE: Apparently, Hai and Yen forgot to fill the tank when the gas light read empty.
Inconsistency and unreliability have also been hallmarks of the league this year. Each team has issues, and just when you think someone is good, they lose to a team they should beat. No one is a juggernaut this year. However, that 1-6 record of Asians vs Caucasians so far has brought much comfort and joy to the long-maligned Caucasian teams. As we pass the halfway mark of the regular season, no team has pulled away in the playoff hunt. So, like the current Dallas Cowboys, the following rankings should be considered as very soft.
1. Bill
Has: RB depth, solid starting WRs, magic trading voodoo
Does Not Have: a TE who plays, a reliable DST contributor, easy opponents for next 3 games
2. Andrew
Has: 2 Stud RBs, good starting QB, TE depth
Does Not Have: A good backup QB, WR studs, contingency plans if Obama becomes president
3. Kevin
Has: Decent QBs, DSTs, and WRs, history of success
Does Not Have: healthy starting running backs, protein
4. Hai
Has: 2 stud RBs, good pair of QBs, Colston coming back from injury
Does Not Have: Depth at RB, an idea on whom to start at WR, ahealthy car with gas
5. Katy
Has: Best pair of QBs in FADUCO, managerial efficiency, the Jones bros
Does Not Have: a team-oriented Plaxico, a good TE, any wins vs. Caucasians
6. PJ
Has: 2 RBs who can each give 25 points on any week, best DST in the NFL, probably 6 drinks since reading the blog
Does Not Have: a healthy Romo, insurance for T.O., a spellchecker
7. Victor
Has: Solid RBs, 2 stud defenses, 2 games with Larry
Does Not Have: Classic Peyton, a decent TE, time to do a more detailed power ranking
8. Donny
Has: 3 stud WRs, 2 stud Defenses, team captaincy for the Duong Golf invitational
Does Not Have: One healthy RB to start this week, a consistent QB, a kid
9. Larry
Has: 1 stud QB, Anquan Bolding coming back, a stud TE, Bill managing for him
Does Not Have: RB depth, attendance record, cojones to stand up to the wifey
10. Tuna
Has: Best icon/nickname now, lots of RB starters, WRs coming on strong, the #1 2009 draft spot
Does Not Have: A decent QB, RB efficiency, trading partners so far
Inconsistency and unreliability have also been hallmarks of the league this year. Each team has issues, and just when you think someone is good, they lose to a team they should beat. No one is a juggernaut this year. However, that 1-6 record of Asians vs Caucasians so far has brought much comfort and joy to the long-maligned Caucasian teams. As we pass the halfway mark of the regular season, no team has pulled away in the playoff hunt. So, like the current Dallas Cowboys, the following rankings should be considered as very soft.
1. Bill
Has: RB depth, solid starting WRs, magic trading voodoo
Does Not Have: a TE who plays, a reliable DST contributor, easy opponents for next 3 games
2. Andrew
Has: 2 Stud RBs, good starting QB, TE depth
Does Not Have: A good backup QB, WR studs, contingency plans if Obama becomes president
3. Kevin
Has: Decent QBs, DSTs, and WRs, history of success
Does Not Have: healthy starting running backs, protein
4. Hai
Has: 2 stud RBs, good pair of QBs, Colston coming back from injury
Does Not Have: Depth at RB, an idea on whom to start at WR, a
5. Katy
Has: Best pair of QBs in FADUCO, managerial efficiency, the Jones bros
Does Not Have: a team-oriented Plaxico, a good TE, any wins vs. Caucasians
6. PJ
Has: 2 RBs who can each give 25 points on any week, best DST in the NFL, probably 6 drinks since reading the blog
Does Not Have: a healthy Romo, insurance for T.O., a spellchecker
7. Victor
Has: Solid RBs, 2 stud defenses, 2 games with Larry
Does Not Have: Classic Peyton, a decent TE, time to do a more detailed power ranking
8. Donny
Has: 3 stud WRs, 2 stud Defenses, team captaincy for the Duong Golf invitational
Does Not Have: One healthy RB to start this week, a consistent QB, a kid
9. Larry
Has: 1 stud QB, Anquan Bolding coming back, a stud TE, Bill managing for him
Does Not Have: RB depth, attendance record, cojones to stand up to the wifey
10. Tuna
Has: Best icon/nickname now, lots of RB starters, WRs coming on strong, the #1 2009 draft spot
Does Not Have: A decent QB, RB efficiency, trading partners so far
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