1st and 11 Week 7

Posted by Victor Donge on
1st POD's woman is not plastic.

2nd The yellow hair could be fake.

3rd Andrew is a Sparkle Bunny fan this week. GO JASON!

4th POD may be forced to release the white woman after this Sunday's meeting with the Asian Elders.

5th Poor BLONDE. Forced to meet the parents, cousin, uncles, Aunts, brother, sisters,......you get the point.

6th Word is Yen has cut off Hai's contact with Kevin.

7th Poor Kevin misses Hai.

8th Vic was unable to due the power rankings this week because he has been diligently working on a background check file on POD's girl..........the elders need it before the big dinner.

9th Word is Yen has been Vic's number 1 source for the report on blonde aka POD's White chick.

10th I hear that has HAS MANAGED to wrestle control of rosters decisions back from Yen.

AND 11 Everyone please keep Blonde in your thoughts this Sunday......AND GO SKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Sparkle - Yes, I was a big skins fan this week. Big fan of the running game - puonding the ball on the ground for 175 yards with my big horse.

XOXO

Darth
8:50 AM
Anonymous said…
"Cowboys Suck" says Joe Banner took a few shots at the already reeling Dallas Cowboys today when he told the Eagles' web site he would would not have traded three draft picks in 2009, including a first- and third-rounder, to the Detroit Lions for wide receiver Roy Williams. "I mean, they paid a lot,'' said Banner, who confirmed the Eagles (3-3) did attempt to trade for Kansas City Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez prior to the Oct. 14 deadline. "Time will tell. I wouldn't pay that much for a player like that.'' The injury-ravaged Cowboys (4-3) also sent a sixth-round selection and picked up Detroit's seventh rounder next April for Williams, a 2006 Pro Bowler who was thrown to only twice in Sunday's 34-14 loss to the St. Louis Rams and did not register a catch. While addressing the team's approach to improving the roster, the Birds' president took yet another swipe at the Cowboys. "Our goal is to win a Super Bowl, forget win a playoff game, which is something they are still working on,'' Banner said. Dallas, which defeated the Eagles 41-37 Sept. 15, have not won a playoff game since 1996.
7:02 AM
Anonymous said…
"The Eagles have not won a superbowl since ever."
9:34 AM
Anonymous said…
How original. Let me help with your response to a few issues:
-Boys suck-Eagles never won a SB
-Your team is imploding-Eagles never won a SB
-TO is about to go postal-Eagles never won a SB
-Your puppet coach is about to either cry or get fired-Eagles never won a SB
-Your D couldn't stop a Div II 2-5 team-Eagles never won a SB
-You just traded 47 picks for a over-rated has-been wr-Eagles never won a SB
-Your plastic surgery mangled owner is desperately picking up every alcoholic thug in NFL-Eagles never won a SB
-Global warming-Eagles never won a SB
-Boys haven't won a playoff game since you were a virgin-Eagles never won a SB
Bill
5:43 PM
Anonymous said…
Not really worth reading your rants. Eagles never won a SB.
7:59 PM
Anonymous said…
How bout them Cowboys!!! I would like someone to tell me that coaching does not make a difference in the NFL. This one falls on Wade. It was a love fest last year as they were freed from The Tuna but before any real bad habits set in. Now it is a free fall - an older Norv Turner with a more famous father.

I aboslutly love it when they suck like this. It is great. And the skins are playing well - double bonus points.... the bad news is this cowboy hater buble will only last so long - they are bound to bring in some one like Dave Campo to fix things up!

Darth
5:59 AM
Anonymous said…
I hear Jerry is going to trade 2 1st, 3 2nd, and a 7th round pick to San Diego for Norv Turners rights.

Eagles never won a SB though. I think the Global Warming thing has some traction here.....ie the Green Uniforms.

PJ
3:08 AM
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