A clear sign that FADUCO is a very competitive league? All teams are either 2-1 or 1-2. Good for the league and owners, bad for me to come up with league rankings and avoid pissing someone off. So if I offend someone, please write a comment of at least 200 words on why your team deserves better. I'm going to skip debating with you since we have a financial crisis to worry about here in DC.
1. PJ - Things PJ will do during the Dolphins' bye week: Drink, find new home, celebrate being #1 in the power rankings, boast about it on the 1st and 11, drink. Repeat. I've been bullish on this team since the "trade" of Romo for Portis. Bill isn't the only one with Jedi mind tricks. Also, only team with a 2-game winning streak. Sorry about all the advice on benching Ronnie Brown. But trust me, you should bench Ronnie Brown this week.
2. Kevin - LT still has the goods. Addai improved in week 2. Things are rising to meet the preseason expectations. Kevin will also have more time to devote to football matters once his (disastrous) baseball fantasy's season winds down. Due to better depth than other Caucasian teams, I'm putting Kevin in the #2 spot.
3. Katy - Team Katy is #1 in the Power rankings and is more active this year. In a painful irony to season's past with favorable matchups resulting in wins, Team Katy was actually the #2 scorer this week but lost to the top scorer. There is good QB and RB depth in the roster, but the WR pool is shallow with a potential "Philly T.O." meltdown happening with Plaxico.
4. Donny - The WR pool is definitely not shallow with this one. Word is that Donny is trying to unload one of his 4 WRs (5 if you treat Reggie Bush as one) for a stud QB. Donny will continue to do well until weather conditions get ugly for his WRs. This is bad for the Earth, as Donny will try to unload carbon and petroleum byproducts with his huge truck to extend global warming into January.
5. Bill - In week 3, three of his positions combined scored as many fantasy points as Tiger Woods did in this year's Ryder cup. That's not good. Westbrook has the dreaded injury questions starting to pop up, and WRs haven't performed with stud-like performance. But what's good? Bill may get to exert his Jedi mind influence on 2 of his next 3 opponents - Kevin and Larry.
6. Hai - Gets back Colston in Week 6 according to some reports, plus Cutler is the new stud QB of the year that is worth 20 points+ on some weeks. May not perform well in week 4 due to bye week issues, but sailing conditions seem to be smoother afterwards.
7. Tuna - Too many injuries so far, but at least picked up Buckhalter. Moss has been a bust after week 1, and odds that JT O'Sullivan will be still standing in week 14 are kinda low given Mike Martz's pass history of protecting his QBs.
8. Larry - Competitive, but too shallow at RB depth and lack of presence in the waiver wire market could spell trouble. I'm only going to put Larry no lower than 8 because of issues with the other two teams.
9. Andrew - So despite winning your game, you still end up #1 in the waiver wire priority. The world is your oyster. So what do you do? You go ahead a pick up a QB who may or may not start to handcuff your #2 (not #1) QB. And drop a non-WR to do it, so now you have 5!?!?! QBs on your roster. Question: Who is more stable - Raiders management or The Dark Side management?
10. Victor - I'm putting myself in the bottom so no one can whine that they think their team is better than mine. Also, because I'm an incompetent idiot who's started the wrong RB at the #2 spot in each week despite nailing all his sleeper RB picks in the draft so far. I'm now reduced to this: Yen (leading her league in standings and pts), if you are reading this, who should I start: Chris Perry, Larry Johnson, Earnest Graham, or Steve Slaton?
1. PJ - Things PJ will do during the Dolphins' bye week: Drink, find new home, celebrate being #1 in the power rankings, boast about it on the 1st and 11, drink. Repeat. I've been bullish on this team since the "trade" of Romo for Portis. Bill isn't the only one with Jedi mind tricks. Also, only team with a 2-game winning streak. Sorry about all the advice on benching Ronnie Brown. But trust me, you should bench Ronnie Brown this week.
2. Kevin - LT still has the goods. Addai improved in week 2. Things are rising to meet the preseason expectations. Kevin will also have more time to devote to football matters once his (disastrous) baseball fantasy's season winds down. Due to better depth than other Caucasian teams, I'm putting Kevin in the #2 spot.
3. Katy - Team Katy is #1 in the Power rankings and is more active this year. In a painful irony to season's past with favorable matchups resulting in wins, Team Katy was actually the #2 scorer this week but lost to the top scorer. There is good QB and RB depth in the roster, but the WR pool is shallow with a potential "Philly T.O." meltdown happening with Plaxico.
4. Donny - The WR pool is definitely not shallow with this one. Word is that Donny is trying to unload one of his 4 WRs (5 if you treat Reggie Bush as one) for a stud QB. Donny will continue to do well until weather conditions get ugly for his WRs. This is bad for the Earth, as Donny will try to unload carbon and petroleum byproducts with his huge truck to extend global warming into January.
5. Bill - In week 3, three of his positions combined scored as many fantasy points as Tiger Woods did in this year's Ryder cup. That's not good. Westbrook has the dreaded injury questions starting to pop up, and WRs haven't performed with stud-like performance. But what's good? Bill may get to exert his Jedi mind influence on 2 of his next 3 opponents - Kevin and Larry.
6. Hai - Gets back Colston in Week 6 according to some reports, plus Cutler is the new stud QB of the year that is worth 20 points+ on some weeks. May not perform well in week 4 due to bye week issues, but sailing conditions seem to be smoother afterwards.
7. Tuna - Too many injuries so far, but at least picked up Buckhalter. Moss has been a bust after week 1, and odds that JT O'Sullivan will be still standing in week 14 are kinda low given Mike Martz's pass history of protecting his QBs.
8. Larry - Competitive, but too shallow at RB depth and lack of presence in the waiver wire market could spell trouble. I'm only going to put Larry no lower than 8 because of issues with the other two teams.
9. Andrew - So despite winning your game, you still end up #1 in the waiver wire priority. The world is your oyster. So what do you do? You go ahead a pick up a QB who may or may not start to handcuff your #2 (not #1) QB. And drop a non-WR to do it, so now you have 5!?!?! QBs on your roster. Question: Who is more stable - Raiders management or The Dark Side management?
10. Victor - I'm putting myself in the bottom so no one can whine that they think their team is better than mine. Also, because I'm an incompetent idiot who's started the wrong RB at the #2 spot in each week despite nailing all his sleeper RB picks in the draft so far. I'm now reduced to this: Yen (leading her league in standings and pts), if you are reading this, who should I start: Chris Perry, Larry Johnson, Earnest Graham, or Steve Slaton?
Comments
pj, no worries with trading with bill, i learned my lesson. I gave him westbrook and he got him hurt.
the Omnivores would have taken better care of him and now the eagles are in jeopardy coming into week 4.
kevin