Yen's 1st and 12

1. PJ, I talked to your ex and she wants you to finish her off

2. I don't know how to break it to you, PJ. You're just not my type. Just because you have Asian fetish, doesn't mean the women feel the same way. Good luck though.

3. PJ, do you rub your tummy like Donny does?

4. Happy Buddha, when can I borrow your car?

5. PJ, are you sure you want to be a die hard fan of the Dolphins anymore? It's the worst NFL team this year*

6. Vic, keep going to your Vietnamese class, maybe you can pick up a wife from there. I am not going to marry Hai until you’re married.

7. Vic, you'd be an okay cook if you didn't skim on the meat. You’re gaining a reputation at MVMA as a cheapster.

8. Vic, remember to dye your hair regular. Afterall, you're not Hai's father.

9. Tuna, if you win, it'd be with an asterisk. P.S. I put voodoo on Brady.

10. The Duongs are pretty bad in basketball, that's why they resort to watching sports. They can't even take a few hard fouls. Even after two months, I still hear about the whining. Take it like a man.

11. I have a lot of secrets to use against Hai, but I am loyal to him...well, unless you pay me.

12. Hai is not watching the Cowboys game this Sunday because we’re going to the Nutcracker ballet concert (his idea).

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