Week 4 FADUCO Power Rankings (Star Wars Edition)

There is definitely a disturbance in the force, because this week's #1 team is....cue Imperial March music

1. Andrew - Earns #1 spot with high score of the week and becoming the sole undefeated FADUCO team. Like the Patriots, Andrew hasn't played a really good team yet though. Nevertheless, this is a historic achievement, he's never been #1 ever in FADUCO. The Dark Side of the Force triumphs! Gets back Portis, though WR situation maybe a bit hurting with Harrison out.

2. Tuna - Brady to Moss is this year's LT. It's like the Death Star of fantasy football. Little planets of fantasy teams get obliterated in their wake. But like the Death Star, weaknesses exist. Two of Tuna's RB clones have been seriously injured, and so the clone army is not what it once was.

3. PJ - A young brash upstart joining the FADUCO elite. Like Tatooine Luke, this is a pretty young team on the rise. RBs and WRs are very solid. If PJ gets a steady advisor to manage the team, this team may go places.

4. Katy - This team keeps getting underestimated by its rivals, to their detriment. Like the Ewoks, it has thrived on the art of the upset the past 2 weeks despite a very short passing game. Well, this coming week, Team Katy will be in the strong favorite against Donny, so we'll see how that goes.

5. Kevin - Er, why does Kevin fall flat every time he plays Asians? Kevin choked like Jabba against a weak Asian team this past week. He commands his little world of a division, but outsiders are the death of him.

6. Hai - Like Senator Palpatine, the common folk would have a very hard time identifying if this team is good or bad. One week after getting high score, Hai takes a crapper with low score of the week. Maybe with the serious damage on his #1 RBs, I may be fooled into rating him so high whereas his team is really bad.

7. Victor - No Yoda, Victor is. Wrong has his secret website been. Narrowly escaped he has. But RB situation looks to arise from the swamp morass after week 4.

8. Larry - Can only marshal mediocre forces for his team now. Has mismanaged his troops during several battles. His receiver soldiers getting hurt left and right. Yup, your typical storm trooper battalion.

9. Donny - Put up a tough fight against the vastly superior enemy in week4 but fell in the end. A one-time fantasy force, Donny is now wandering the desert wastelands of Fantasy Football land, like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

10. Bill - The Jar Jar Binks of FADUCO.

Comments

Blahhhhhh said…
Thanks for jinxing me with your new team logo Vic Bastard!
Anonymous said…
Vic's new logo makes the Terminator sound gay.
Anonymous said…
Vic Guru: What do you think of my picks this week; Colts, Patriots, Texans, Cowboys and Steelers. All against the spread. Duc
Anonymous said…
Vic Guru: What's the meaning of the two cats?
Anonymous said…
You guys are toast. I will make a comeback. Do you hear me? FADUCO, you are officially on notice. POD will make the playoffs. Why?? Because I very soon will be sitting on my ass for at least 2 months straight purely focusing on fantasy football. My roll starts now. And what better way to start my roll than with Katy?. Katy, get ready darlin' cuz KING DONG is coming for ya!!!!!!!

http://www.alleyinsider.com/2007/09/time-warner-aol.html
Blahhhhhh said…
Is this rumor or is it official?
Anonymous said…
This isn't Andrew's FADUCO record. This is legit man. AOL will cut their workforce by 25% or more.