FADUCO Week 5 Power Rankings

Looks like my hex on Hai worked this past week. So expect a rotation of icons for the next few weeks for my "target of the week". Hey, if you get high score of the week with almost no production from RBs and WRs, some crazy stuff is going on. But my jinx may not always be directed at my opponent of the week. In other words, it's unlikely Donny or Larry will show up on the bright lights.

Anyways, here's the Week 5 Power Ranking black magic:

1. Tuna: I think my #1 team the past 3 weeks has lost the following week. So this is a perfect place to put the best Asian team and the biggest threat for my division title.

2. Kevin: Why does Kevin luck out when he plays Caucasians but craps the bed when he plays Asians? 5 INTs from Romo helps Kevin maintain his perfect record against division-mates. With Larry up next, things look the same.

3. Andrew: Andrew, see what happens when Darth Vader tries to do a good deed and help a fellow FADUCO'er out? You haven't fully embraced the Dark Side yet. Worst case scenario for you - Romo sucked fantasy-wise but managed to get the Cowboys to a win.

4. Katy: Don't let the cute baby pictures fool you. There is some serious voodoo magic going on in Team Katy. How else to explain Donny starting Kenton Keith in THREE other leagues except FADUCO?

5. Victor: Smokes and mirrors my friend, smokes and mirrors. Team's 3-2 record is an illusion with no running game, and his best receiver lost his QB for the season. Vic's Good Luck Charm, aka Pittsburgh Steelers will be on bye this week. Fortunately, Victor will play Donny and may not need a defense.

6. Hai: Ok, since Hai treated me to dinner on Sunday, I'll terminate my icon. Also, I found out my friend's favorite team is kinda also the Cowboys, so I can't criticize too much Hai's decision to start 3 Cowboys even though it meant having almost single digit points by end of Sunday.

7. Bill: Good news - LT and MJD are showing signs of life. Bad news - Your QBs suck and I don't know if you want to risk the Curse of Kurt Warner.

8. PJ: Since you are using Kevin's secret website, do you also subscribe to Offensive Genius Cam Cameron's blog? Though to be fair, it wouldn't have made a difference since TO is showing a disturbing habit of sucking in visiting stadiums on big games.

9. Donny: I was hoping Donny would beat Katy with his new additions. Brett Favre reverted to Bad Brett right after Donny got him. Whichever QB Donny starts next week, I am predicting Donny's bad mojo means the other QB will fare better in the GB-Redskins game. So Donny should start Favre if he wants his Redskins to win.

10. Larry: It's official, Madden Curse applies to Fantasy football. Had Larry started Eli instead of Vince Young, Bill would be #10 instead of him.