Submit your questions for Vic Guru this week. I shall attempt to answer some of them. Please note that I am not responsible for any gambling losses you may incur upon acting on an answer.
Q. Why has Notre Dame football fallen so much and what do they need to return to their former status as college football royalty?
A. Here are some plays that could help them. Asides from lowering admission standards and hiring female "hosts" to bring in better recruits, Notre Dame may want to move to the Big Ten and thereby assuring themselves of 4-5 wins a season.
Q. Do you prefer BMW or Mercedes?
A. I prefer whichever car is not in the repair shop.
Q. When was the last time you threw up?
A. 2001, after a hard night's drinking before a friend's wedding in Michigan. Which means I had 4 beers and was redder than Donny's car.
Q. You are widely considered to be a fantasy football genius. Who comes closest to you in matching your abilities?
A. You must be trying to incite trouble to get me to name someone in FADUCO. So I'll just say the best fantasy advisor who I personally know is my brother-in-law's brother Tom. He's given me solid advice in the past that has led to my championships. The only thing is he usually falls apart during his own draft day and I don't think he has won his money league's championship.
Q. What do these digital numbers have in common: 111, 202, 222, 252, 505, 525, 555, 609, 629, 659, 808, 828, 858, 906, 926, 956?
A. At first, I thought they may be all area codes, but I cheated and checked. No area code may end with a "11", which is reserved for special usages, so 111 is out. OK, thanks to Hai's clue, I think if you write one of these numbers, flip it upside down, and then see its reflection on the mirror, it'll be another number in the set. For example, 525 -->flipped upside down and in a mirror it'll show up as 252.
Q. Are you really planning to jump off the Eagles bandwagon?
A. After taking a look at these uniforms for this Sunday's game, I'm definitely off-board.
Q. Why has Notre Dame football fallen so much and what do they need to return to their former status as college football royalty?
A. Here are some plays that could help them. Asides from lowering admission standards and hiring female "hosts" to bring in better recruits, Notre Dame may want to move to the Big Ten and thereby assuring themselves of 4-5 wins a season.
Q. Do you prefer BMW or Mercedes?
A. I prefer whichever car is not in the repair shop.
Q. When was the last time you threw up?
A. 2001, after a hard night's drinking before a friend's wedding in Michigan. Which means I had 4 beers and was redder than Donny's car.
Q. You are widely considered to be a fantasy football genius. Who comes closest to you in matching your abilities?
A. You must be trying to incite trouble to get me to name someone in FADUCO. So I'll just say the best fantasy advisor who I personally know is my brother-in-law's brother Tom. He's given me solid advice in the past that has led to my championships. The only thing is he usually falls apart during his own draft day and I don't think he has won his money league's championship.
Q. What do these digital numbers have in common: 111, 202, 222, 252, 505, 525, 555, 609, 629, 659, 808, 828, 858, 906, 926, 956?
A. At first, I thought they may be all area codes, but I cheated and checked. No area code may end with a "11", which is reserved for special usages, so 111 is out. OK, thanks to Hai's clue, I think if you write one of these numbers, flip it upside down, and then see its reflection on the mirror, it'll be another number in the set. For example, 525 -->flipped upside down and in a mirror it'll show up as 252.
Q. Are you really planning to jump off the Eagles bandwagon?
A. After taking a look at these uniforms for this Sunday's game, I'm definitely off-board.
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