Tuna's fantasy guru evaluates Faduco

Tuna is using Hai's uncle as his fantasy guru this year. Good summary review, but I think Uncle Bob confused Bill's Adrian Peterson for the Minnesota one. Coincidentally, the Buffalo Bills of his league is picking the Buffalo Bills of FADUCO as the best team. The report:

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Tuna: It's always fun to see other leagues' teams and scoring. I think you wanted my comments, but keep in mind . . . what do I know? I've been in my league for 20+ years and quite often lead the league in scoring, but I'm the Buffalo Bills or Minnesota Vikings of my league: The Bagmen have lost five of five Super Bowls.
Andrew is weak. Parker, Harrison, and then what? Da Bears defense is hurting. Good luck with the #1 pick next year.
Hai is ok--some studs in Palmer, Jackson, Williams (crowded receiving field in Detroit), Witten, and Eagles D, but not a lot of depth. I guess he suffered from picking last.
Katy is risky. Maroney and Henry are hurt a lot, Pats D is good, and only two WRs?
Larry is weak to ok: Eli is a thrower, despite the ints., and I like Boldin and Holt. But what else?
Fat Chicks are the best: Brees, LT, Peterson for the future, Walker and Driver, Winslow, Gould, Chargers D--they really have some best-of-breed players there.
Omnivores are good. Rivers, Westbrook, Addai, Johnson, Heap--pretty good team.
Donny is second best: Bulger, Bush and Rudi, Chad, Fitz., Boston (meant Balt) D--very solid contender.
Bunnies are weak. Maybe they'll win the coin toss with Andrew for next year's #1 pick.
Tuna has some studs: Brady (best QB, but not a consistently high fantasy scorer), Lynch will be steady on a running team, Moss is awesome, Gates is best of breed. Get another defense--Cowboys are awful, plus DB is hurt with plantars.
Vic is good: Manning, Gore, Smith, Davis, Steelers. Nice team.
Those are my quick thoughts. Injuries and match-ups matter a lot. If forced to pick, I would pick the Fat Chicks.
Good luck to you and my two nephews. Send this note back to me after the Super Bowl and say what the heck do I know??!!
Hope all is well,
Bob

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