Some elemental equations

This may only appeal to the Asians since they know math. But feel free to come up with your own formulas.

1. Drew Bledsoe + Road Game - Protection = Fiasco

2. Madden Cover = Last Year's Performance / 3

3. Cuteness of your fantasy team icon this week = 1 / Your fantasy points this week

4. Managerial Efficiency = #studs in roster - bench depth - # Miami Dolphins in roster

5. Number of private sector employees working today + Number of Federal employees working today = Number of private sector employees working today

6. Number of minutes before Hai's internet connection craps out on Sunday = Number of people visiting * 20

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