Asian domination

I used the Standings Breakdown for these findings: the breakdown record of Asian teams vs. caucasian teams.

1. Donny: 22-3 .880
2. Victor: 22-3 .880
3. Katy: 20-5 .800
4. Tuna: 15-10 .600
5. Hai: 12-13 .480

What is sad is that the worst record, at 12-13, is still better than the best Caucasian inter-division breakdown record:

1. Kevin: 11-14 .440

It was too depressing to go further into the other teams' breakdown records, but here are the brutal results:

2. Andrew: 8-17 .320
3. Bill: 7-18 .280
4. Larry: 6-19 .240
5. PJ: 4-21 .160

So based on these results, I have no choice but to rank accordingly:

1. Donny
2. Victor
3. Katy
4. Tuna
5. Hai
6. Kevin
7. Andrew
8. Bill
9. Larry
10. PJ

Comments

Victor Donge said…
I will try to spin PJ's strategy of acquiring Harrington and McNair: By them generating negative points, they make him look that much better in efficiency when he starts Grossman.
Anonymous said…
This is really bleak.

And looking at the schedule it doesn't look like its going to get any better. Regardless of the poll, when does the guru predict an interdivisional caucasian win.

PJ, Kristy remarked that given the state of your team George should be ashamed, or to use her words "wow, PJ's team sucks wind."
Anonymous said…
I dont have time today (I'll put something in 1st and 11. But quickly Larry I believe you a 5-4 vs Vicky. I am 3-2-1 vs Vicky and I believe I won that tie breaker.

Kevin pass onto Kristy my past dominance over your team I have owned you 9-1. WOW YOUR TEAMS ALWAYS SUCK AGAINST ME.
Anonymous said…
Side note Katy team has owned me I think i'm 3-6 or 2-6 vs Katy. I dont want to hear any of the Asians claiming that a caucasian team didn't really beat a "true asain" after I mop the floor with Katy's team this weekend. Katy has owned that division.

Side note: William see how I trash talk well in advance not on Monday or Tuesday after the final scores are in.
Victor Donge said…
My calculations apply ONLY TO THIS SEASON. The 0-5 is the first five weeks of 2006. In case you are not familiar with how breakdown records work, they are "Indicative" W-Ls that address how a team performed against other teams in the league that week.

The math logic may be too much for you but they work like this:
Say Player A scores 60 points against Player B's 50 points in week 4. Player C scored 55 points. In the breakdown, Player A would be 1-0 against Player B and 1-0 against Player C.

Breakdown answers the question "What if Player A played against Player C that week instead of Player B?".

And oh yeah, you did sweep me in the regular season in 2003. But I came back to beat you in the playoffs...
Victor Donge said…
The wins and losses don't equal because I'm not counting the matches within divisions. If you add up Asians vs. Asians and Caucasians vs. Caucasians, then the total wins would equal total losses.
Anonymous said…
Has anyone seen that new show Heroes? The guy who can bend time looks like a chubby Vic.
Anonymous said…
email me damm it! In regards to poker.
Blahhhhhh said…
PJ,

I thought you were going to fly up here to play poker damn it.
Anonymous said…
Could an Asian come up with a math formula to help other Asian understand English? The way they understand math. Vic I have confidence in you because you were the only Asian including Katy that knew to email me; in regards to poker.

Instead the alternative must apply.

Hai change our team name to that Korean guys name. He is in N. Korea, or if you prefer the leader of Vietname.

I will tell all the Asians when and where to be for the poker game will be.

Caucasians email a place or web site and time that would fit your schedule.
Anonymous said…
I wrote the last statement to our Asian friends on purpose. I was told broken english is a better way to communicate, with thier math brains.
Anonymous said…
Soul Coughing : Irresitble bliss is the music album of the week.

Asians it has lots of math in the lyrics.
Blahhhhhh said…
Ha Ha. Nice comeback Bill.
Anonymous said…
William I was actually refering to the Fantasy comments. I still believe Miami can comeback. There is a high probabilty McNabb has a very serious injury soon.