Week 1 Power Rankings on Doubtful List

I'm too busy at work this week to write up a power-ranking on the blog. I was considering writing a bitter-flavored one that just discuss everyone's weaknesses, but fell asleep last night. Oh well, maybe Kevin or Hai can write a detailed one. Here is my very abbreviated version of hatin' (In reverse order, so #1 is the worst rated one).

10. Kevin - Enjoy the good life while Kurt Warner stays healthy, won't be long.
9. Donny - Your visions of coming worst-to-first will crash without a stud QB. Also, 45 pts from K/DST????
8. Tuna - Yup, that was a preview of your typical FADUCO championship alright. Two teams with pathetic scores where it's not so much who had more points as who had less points.
7. Bill - Why did you bench Lavernues Coles? Don't you know he's a stud in a power offense?
6. Andrew - Like Donny, won with spectacular TE/K/DST combo. That's as a sustainable model as Exxon.
5. Victor - Yup, loses yet another fluke game. 45 pts from K/DST????
4. Hai - Champion has WRs in really bad offenses. Probably will get better though.
3. Katy - Like past years, this team goes as McNabb goes. Easy schedule early on will give her illusions of grandeur.
2. PJ - Victor doesn't even trust Plummer, why did PJ? Also, why believe in Redskins? Did you see their schedule of death?
1. Larry - Has done a great job slamming himself already. No need to pile on.

Comments

Blahhhhhh said…
Seems like a pretty bitter power ranking to me.
Anonymous said…
I thought my job as IR cop was over. Damm you Andrew!!!! You can't put Big Ben on IR.
Anonymous said…
Shouldn't Ben be unavailable for the remainder of the year just like the NFL IR.
Blahhhhhh said…
That's too harsh a penalty, even for a a Duke fan. I will reverse his transaction.
Victor Donge said…
I'm still bitter. You'd be to if you're typing this from work in Springfield at 8:45 PM.
Blahhhhhh said…
PJ,

Are you still optimistic about your fantasy team? I beat you with none of my RBs, WRs, or TE scoring any TDs. Hah-Hah
Anonymous said…
Last week Donny's K/DST score 45 points on Vic. This week Vic's K/DST score 45 points on me. I'm going to draft K/DST in the first two rounds next year. If my K/DST were any good, they would be keepers.
Anonymous said…
Hai,

The simple answer is yes. George and I feel we can get this season turned around.