My Nomination for the 2006 All-Thug Fantasy Team

Criteria used: Must be a currently active NFL player who produces viable fantasy stats. Hence, no O.J. or 4th-string WR. I factored in previous arrests, current legal situations, college background, and just plain ol’ hate to come up with my list. I've included links for more details on those with less notorious reps. Suggestions or recommendations are welcome:

QB: Mike Vick aka Ron Mexico
QB bench: Daunte Culpepper

RB1: Michael Pittman
RB2: Jamal Lewis
RB bench: Larry Johnson, Moe Williams, Najeh Davenport, dishonorable mention to Ricky Williams, who's not really scary in a thug-way but more idiotic in a Cheech-and-Chong way.

WR1: Steve Smith
WR2: Randy Moss
WR bench: Chris Henry, Charles Rogers, Koren Robinson
NOT on the List: TO (despite being "difficult" with teammates, I think he’s just misunderstood, plus has stayed out of any significant legal trouble)

TE: Randy McMichael
TE bench: Jerramy Stevens

K: Sebastian Janikowski
K bench: Lawrence Tynes

DST: Baltimore Ravens
DST bench: Tennessee Titans

Comments

Anonymous said…
I guess your team would beat mine b/c my clean team would have the likes of Brett Favre & Steve Young. Not to mention the Manning Brothers and we would play in Katrina-hit cities. Our mascot would be Al Gore.
Victor Donge said…
Oh, by special request: The official cheerleaders of the 2006 All-Thug Fantasy Team: Who else? - The Carolina Panthers TopCats
Anonymous said…
I did not authorize the Kevin and Kristy fund for a Asian celebration!
Victor Donge said…
Well, Bill did show up, so it wasn't a strictly Asian celebration. Sorry, have to side with Bill here.
Anonymous said…
Well Vic, I asked if my Dad could go in place and Hai thought he would eat and drink to much.
Anonymous said…
Request for a Guest Blog Posting: I was wondering if Tuna could shed some light in a blog posting on the recent media coverage concerning the NSA reviewing phone records, since he works in the intelligence community.
As an aside Kristy is looking forward to discussing spy stuff with Tuna this year at Hai's sports bar. We are into the spy scene after watching "sleeper cell" and now "MI-5".
Anonymous said…
Vic,
I was having a discussion with Bill today, as an impartial guru, what do you think is the probability of the Eagles going to the Super Bowl?
Victor Donge said…
Well, the Eagles had a good draft, but I don't know if they have a good chance of reaching the Super Bowl. I think the Cowboys, Giants, and Redskins each have as good a chance, if not better. The NFC East will be a bitch of a division this year, I think the teams will cannibalize each other's chances for home field advantage and you'll have some random team in the West or South division get home field.