Great lines

From an online chat about TO playing the Eagles on Christmas this season:

"Nice present for the Eagle's fans. Well, at least they'll have someone to boo besides Santa Claus this time"

"Wow, I'm sure he'll get plenty of "Philly snowballs" for Xmas. And by Philly snowballs, I mean D-batteries."

"Oh boy philly fans get the whole day to fuel up, before that one. mmm me thinks it won't be pretty."

"The NFL claims it doesn't schedule based on storylines? Yeah, right, and Derek Lowe really has ADD"

"You're assuming that A: T.O. doesn't quit on the team before Christmas. B: Isn't benched for conduct detrimental to the team and C: Isn't traded before then because Parcells can't stand him. It's a long shot that it's even going to happen"

"This has to be the best and worst idea wrapped into one. The riot police are on standby right?"

And a bonus line:

"Duke men don't win, Duke women don't win and Duke LAX players are a joke. all is right in the world "

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