Welcome to fantasy hell

The chances that the two lowest scoring teams would get the best score of the season against the same team is something like under 2%. That's what happened to my team, losing to Donny and now Andrew. I probably also broke the record for most unfortunate matchups in a season. Ironically, the TD scorer that closed the door on me was Andrew's Chris Cooley, whom I traded away in the first week of the season. I feel like Daniel Snyder now, except for the money part. I guess Andrew's helper monkey has been in the lab during the past few weeks bulking up to be the helper gorilla.

Unfortunately, Donny has now locked up the Reggie Bush sweepstakes. Maybe I'll drop Steve Smith to tempt him...

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