Top 10 things I will do to cope with missing the FADUCO playoffs despite having the second highest points total
Thanks to Larry, whose suggestion I put as #1 to honor his idea.
1. Prepare 10 different spreadsheets to show how I got screwed
2. Gloat that I had the best 1st and 2nd round picks in this year’s draft
3. Cheer for the Broncos without worrying about Plummer’s fantasy points. Errr, on second thought, Jake the Snake will still worry me
4. Continue using my secret website and that liberal rag’s fantasy column
5. Kill some alliance players in World of Warcraft
6. Watch Tai Shan panda cam
7. Root for Hai and Tuna so I can collect $20 from Kevin
8. Figure out how much Donny owes me for several loans so I can deduct it from my FADUCO cost before the Asian Triad gets to me
9. Mourn Andrew’s Helper Monkey's death at a state-of-the-art movie theater
10. Like most other Frenchmen, practice the art of fine whine
AND one thing I will not be doing:
Going to see Brokeback Mountain
Thanks to Larry, whose suggestion I put as #1 to honor his idea.
1. Prepare 10 different spreadsheets to show how I got screwed
2. Gloat that I had the best 1st and 2nd round picks in this year’s draft
3. Cheer for the Broncos without worrying about Plummer’s fantasy points. Errr, on second thought, Jake the Snake will still worry me
4. Continue using my secret website and that liberal rag’s fantasy column
5. Kill some alliance players in World of Warcraft
6. Watch Tai Shan panda cam
7. Root for Hai and Tuna so I can collect $20 from Kevin
8. Figure out how much Donny owes me for several loans so I can deduct it from my FADUCO cost before the Asian Triad gets to me
9. Mourn Andrew’s Helper Monkey's death at a state-of-the-art movie theater
10. Like most other Frenchmen, practice the art of fine whine
AND one thing I will not be doing:
Going to see Brokeback Mountain
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BTW, how did I miss out on lapdances?
Bill