The last undefeated team falls - to the last place team no less. Yup, on any given Sunday, your mojo can be stolen. The four Asians go on a golfing trip starting this weekend, so if any last-minute injuries happen on Saturday or Sunday, they will be SOL.
1. Tuna (3-1) Top scorer of the week despite a QB not throwing TDs. Also very efficient in managing his team so far. And he has a good bench too, so his efficiency does mean something. May dominate the other Asians the rest of the way. McGahee may be a slight worry given Buffalo's offense, other than that it's looking good.
2. Larry (3-1) Another 3-point winner. Leading the Caucasians means a #2 ranking. Looks like his QB will continue to throw over 50 passes a game, and Shaun Alexander is performing like a stud he is. Ahman Green is shaky right now, however, and bench is rather thin. What's with both QBs having the same bye week?
3. Kevin (2-2) Claims his mojo got stolen by PJ and Hai. Well, steal it back. Post an unflattering photo of PJ. I'm sure he has them, but may be too classy to do so. Easy game this coming week, so he may yet reclaim the top spot in the Caucasian division.
4. Hai (3-1) At one point last night, was winning the game until Brett Favre heated up. Still, very ashamed to lost to a team that was 1-26 in breakdown. Since big Moss is on a bye, has to root for hated Redskins' little Moss. Expect lots of trash-talking between him and Donny about football and golf this weekend.
5. PJ (2-2) Heating up after poor start. Deep bench means no dropoff due to bye issues. Even a week in the garage for the Caddy won't hurt him with Stephen Davis and Kevin Jones ready to step up the plate. The Larry-PJ jedis are becoming a force. Expect him to continue rising in the ranks like young Anakin.
6. Victor (1-3) Ok, I lost my game yet went up in the rankings? How is that? Because in the life-ain't-fair department, I'm 20-16 in breakdowns yet 1-3 while Hai is 16-20 and 3-1. Plus, Peyton and Jamal Lewis woke up finally. WRs still suck, however.
7. Katy (2-2) Hits the point where the weak bench will start to hurt. Off this week is Tiki. Week 6, well, let's just say Larry may well be 5-1 after week 6. Of course, Ricky may ride to the rescue. On the positive side, gets to play rival Victor this week and a win over him pretty much knocks out Victor from the playoff race.
8. Andrew (2-2) 6-30 in breakdown yet 2-2 in standings. But did finally put up a good performance in week 4, thanks to Harrison and possibly the best "inefficient" benching ever this season. Though lost Favre's 31 points on the bench, it was a smart move: Hai starting Panthers D means that if Favre had a poor game, it would doubly hurt Andrew if he started Favre. If Favre had a good game and started, it would doubly hurt Hai, but just make margin of victory greater. If Favre on the bench did well, Hai's D would be hurt, and Andrew gets the solid positive points from Brady. If Favre on the bench did poorly, Andrew doesn't get hit twice with the performance. So Andrew chose the best option. There, doesn't your head hurt now?
9. Bill (1-3) Ok, yet more proof that preseason predictions mean squat. At least I was right about Tuna. Bill's loss of Javon Walker has hurt. What has really hurt him is his shaky QB situation. No sure starter, meaning inefficiencies start popping up, like last week. Things don't get any easier, facing Tuna this weekend.
10. Donny (1-3) Culpepper back to his terrible ways. 10 sacks or something, good thing we don't get penalized for that in the league. Speaking of team icon mojo, didn't Charlie Brown lose all the time on the football field? May have to start watching USC games to check out Reggie Bush.
1. Tuna (3-1) Top scorer of the week despite a QB not throwing TDs. Also very efficient in managing his team so far. And he has a good bench too, so his efficiency does mean something. May dominate the other Asians the rest of the way. McGahee may be a slight worry given Buffalo's offense, other than that it's looking good.
2. Larry (3-1) Another 3-point winner. Leading the Caucasians means a #2 ranking. Looks like his QB will continue to throw over 50 passes a game, and Shaun Alexander is performing like a stud he is. Ahman Green is shaky right now, however, and bench is rather thin. What's with both QBs having the same bye week?
3. Kevin (2-2) Claims his mojo got stolen by PJ and Hai. Well, steal it back. Post an unflattering photo of PJ. I'm sure he has them, but may be too classy to do so. Easy game this coming week, so he may yet reclaim the top spot in the Caucasian division.
4. Hai (3-1) At one point last night, was winning the game until Brett Favre heated up. Still, very ashamed to lost to a team that was 1-26 in breakdown. Since big Moss is on a bye, has to root for hated Redskins' little Moss. Expect lots of trash-talking between him and Donny about football and golf this weekend.
5. PJ (2-2) Heating up after poor start. Deep bench means no dropoff due to bye issues. Even a week in the garage for the Caddy won't hurt him with Stephen Davis and Kevin Jones ready to step up the plate. The Larry-PJ jedis are becoming a force. Expect him to continue rising in the ranks like young Anakin.
6. Victor (1-3) Ok, I lost my game yet went up in the rankings? How is that? Because in the life-ain't-fair department, I'm 20-16 in breakdowns yet 1-3 while Hai is 16-20 and 3-1. Plus, Peyton and Jamal Lewis woke up finally. WRs still suck, however.
7. Katy (2-2) Hits the point where the weak bench will start to hurt. Off this week is Tiki. Week 6, well, let's just say Larry may well be 5-1 after week 6. Of course, Ricky may ride to the rescue. On the positive side, gets to play rival Victor this week and a win over him pretty much knocks out Victor from the playoff race.
8. Andrew (2-2) 6-30 in breakdown yet 2-2 in standings. But did finally put up a good performance in week 4, thanks to Harrison and possibly the best "inefficient" benching ever this season. Though lost Favre's 31 points on the bench, it was a smart move: Hai starting Panthers D means that if Favre had a poor game, it would doubly hurt Andrew if he started Favre. If Favre had a good game and started, it would doubly hurt Hai, but just make margin of victory greater. If Favre on the bench did well, Hai's D would be hurt, and Andrew gets the solid positive points from Brady. If Favre on the bench did poorly, Andrew doesn't get hit twice with the performance. So Andrew chose the best option. There, doesn't your head hurt now?
9. Bill (1-3) Ok, yet more proof that preseason predictions mean squat. At least I was right about Tuna. Bill's loss of Javon Walker has hurt. What has really hurt him is his shaky QB situation. No sure starter, meaning inefficiencies start popping up, like last week. Things don't get any easier, facing Tuna this weekend.
10. Donny (1-3) Culpepper back to his terrible ways. 10 sacks or something, good thing we don't get penalized for that in the league. Speaking of team icon mojo, didn't Charlie Brown lose all the time on the football field? May have to start watching USC games to check out Reggie Bush.
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Kevin blame Canada.