FADUCO Power Ranking (by Hai)


Due to Vic's superstition of writing about football leading to poor performance, I am this week's guest author of the FADUCO Power Rankings. I've also added a picture to pretty up the blog.

1. Tuna (5-2): Retains Uber-Asian title by crushing Hai and getting high score of the week. Tuna’s team actually improved with the Mccallister injury, which forced a trade with NDFC for Lamont Jordan, who has been a complete stud playing under Tuna. Uber-Asian is deep and talented will likely go undefeated the rest of the way and become the last remaining Asian to win the Championship.

2. Hai (5-2): Starting lineup is among the 2 best in the league, but lack of depth can knock this team back toward the middle of the pack if injuries occur. Moss and Moss WR combo is scary. Hai is 5-0 with Ralph-Friedgen team logo and 0-2 with non-Ralph logo. Sorry Katy, Ralph will be back on the sidelines this week.

3. Larry (5-2): First place in the Caucasian division, but starting to show cracks. With Green out for the year, will need to trade for a solid #2 RB if he hopes to compete for the Championship. Alexander is on bye this week, so Larry will be forced to start Bennet and Staley this week (Ugh!). Opponent is PJ though, so Larry will improve to 6-2.

4. POD (3-4): Culpepper who? Raise your hand if you thought Brunnell would have more total TDs than Peyton at this point of the year. POD is on a roll. Ever since Victor declared that POD had given up on the year, POD has gone undefeated thanks to his strategy of changing his logo every week to something that his opponent hates. POD will continue the win streak with a vegetables logo this week against the Omnivores.

5. Bill (3-4): NDFC are showing signs of life with 2 game win streak. Pulled out a victory even though LT’s TD streak ended, although opponent was PJ. NFDC can never be counted out with LT on the roster and has improved QB situation (although at the cost of potential stud RB) with the better Manning at the helm. Buzzkirk says hello.

6. Kevin (3-4): How can you hate vegetables and marry a vegan? The sex must be incredible. When are we going to get our winnings from the fantasy baseball championship? I need the money to pay Vic for Myrtle Beach expenses. Can Mrs. Omnivore come do work on my house after she is finished with your home?

7. Andrew (4-3): Yes, Andrew is 4-3 and in second place in the Whitey division, but gets no love from me with the worst break down record (23-40) and fielding lowest scoring team in the league. Plus, Andrew automatically gets knocked down one spot due to this writer’s bias against Duke alums. Coach K is the devil!

8. Katy (3-4): The champion is not out of it yet. Only one game out of the last playoff spot. As usual, success will depend on the play of Donovan Mcnabb.

9. Victor (2-5): Bad keeper and draft choices have led to this team’s downfall. Vic can expect a nice Christmas present from Hai for cutting Stephen Jackson. Vic has already traded away 2 of his keepers and is showing signs of panic by leading the league in transactions. His strategy of getting Hai and Tuna addicted to WoW to focus their attention away from football has not worked either. Don’t worry about protecting the identification of your secret site Vic, nobody wants to know it given this year’s poor performance.

11. PJ (2-5): This team is awful and not even worthy of a number 10 ranking. After a strong finish last year and a solid draft, expectations were raised but have been unfulfilled. This team has talent but has been hurt by an erratic front office and poor coaching decisions. At 67%, PJ has the worst efficiency rating in the league. The team logo and team name seem to change on a weekly basis. PJ recently had a trade agreement with Kevin sending underachieving Kevin Jones for stud WR Chad Johnson but then reneged at the last second. What’s going on down there? PJ needs to put George back in charge.

Comments

Victor Donge said…
If Kevin loses again this week (very likely since he has no QB), he will blame you for the "PJ" jinx and Kristy won't come over to fix your place up.
Anonymous said…
Aren't we tired of the "Kevin" pictures. Some might of thought it funny the first time around (eventhough I didn't) and it was probably a stretch the second time and a reach on the third and forth time. Since then I've lost track. Isn't this getting old. BRING BACK VIC GURU!!!!
Blahhhhhh said…
No Kevin, we will never tire of Kevin pictures.