I think PJ is the expert on the going-ons of the Caucasians, so I will concentrate mostly on the Asian side.
Hai will start Mike Vick
Fiction: No way he's going to leave Palmer on the bench against a soft Tennessee pass defense while Vick has injury questions. Also, I'm not fooled by Hai starting Chris Brown over Steven Jackson, Hai just wants to be the underdog according to the sportsline preview.
Donny has given up on the season
Fact: By trading for an injured Andre Johnson and rusty Jamal Lewis, he is hoping to solidify his keepers for next season. Also, if he really wanted to win this season, he would have tried to address his most pressing need: QB.
Tuna is a gangsta-wannabe
Fiction: Though he now has 2 Raiders among his starters, he's missing thugs who play for Minnesota or Florida teams, so his risk of arrests is no worse than other players in the league. Trades may change this assessment, however.
Katy will have a strong set of keepers
Fact: Yes, she'll probably finish last in the division this season. But a keeper group of McNabb, Tiki, Ricky (in a new team next year), and Domanick Davis isn't too shabby. And she'll have a top 3 pick to fortify her keepers.
Victor is better than Hai in golf
Fiction: Though he has beaten Hai twice in a row, it was under favorable conditions (good pace, cloudy weather, consistent greens, proper "incentives"). Back in Maryland, he won't enjoy those factors as much, so Hai should be the favorite again.
Asians are better at Math
Fact: In a nationwide math contest with thousands of participants, the results of which were published in USA Today, 12 out of the 14 top winners were Asians.
Hai will start Mike Vick
Fiction: No way he's going to leave Palmer on the bench against a soft Tennessee pass defense while Vick has injury questions. Also, I'm not fooled by Hai starting Chris Brown over Steven Jackson, Hai just wants to be the underdog according to the sportsline preview.
Donny has given up on the season
Fact: By trading for an injured Andre Johnson and rusty Jamal Lewis, he is hoping to solidify his keepers for next season. Also, if he really wanted to win this season, he would have tried to address his most pressing need: QB.
Tuna is a gangsta-wannabe
Fiction: Though he now has 2 Raiders among his starters, he's missing thugs who play for Minnesota or Florida teams, so his risk of arrests is no worse than other players in the league. Trades may change this assessment, however.
Katy will have a strong set of keepers
Fact: Yes, she'll probably finish last in the division this season. But a keeper group of McNabb, Tiki, Ricky (in a new team next year), and Domanick Davis isn't too shabby. And she'll have a top 3 pick to fortify her keepers.
Victor is better than Hai in golf
Fiction: Though he has beaten Hai twice in a row, it was under favorable conditions (good pace, cloudy weather, consistent greens, proper "incentives"). Back in Maryland, he won't enjoy those factors as much, so Hai should be the favorite again.
Asians are better at Math
Fact: In a nationwide math contest with thousands of participants, the results of which were published in USA Today, 12 out of the 14 top winners were Asians.
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