Parity. Like the NFL, FADUCO is now very familiar with this word. Learn it. Love it. Live it. 8 of 10 teams have a 1-1 record. So there's a major shake-up in the rankings after a crazy week 2.
1. Hai (2-0): Like the Redskins, a shocking 2-0 puts them atop of league standings. Like the Redskins, the team seems to have its QB set for now. Like the Redskins, you will hear a lot of bandwagon crap about how great the team is this week. Like the Redskins, this trip to the summit will be very short.
2. Kevin (1-1): It's painful to score the second most points in the league and yet lose. I've been there before. Interesting call, though, to leave out Westbrook instead of Julius, thereby not softening the impact of the freaky McNabb performance. This team can start 3 RBs if it could.
3. Tuna (1-1): Upset by Hai but his RBs will perform better next week. Still no worries, this was just one of those random losses. The fundamentals are still strong with this team. One game will determine Tuna's outcome next week. See below about it and his WR:
4. Katy (1-1): Comes roaring back with McNabb's ungodly performance. Think that had anything to do with TO's desire to show up his former team? Good times roll on with Oakland coming to town. Think TO wants to show up his rival WR? Bench? We don't need no stinkin benches!
5. Bill (1-1): Barely lost to Larry. It is a bit worrying that he hasn't scored over 60 points yet, however. KC looks to emulate those Big 12 teams like old Nebraska and Oklahoma, running the ball for scores. His QB is looking less sure now. LT still dependable as ever, and Gates not too shabby in his return.
6. Larry (1-1): Squeaker over Bill, but actually scored less points than last week's loss. Getting it done with efficiency, but not showing signs of making a move up yet. Nothing exciting, so a number 6 spot is appropriate.
7. Victor (1-1): Fluky performance by Peyton. Last time it happened was way back in 2001. Also, positive news about Mike Anderson, even though he didn't get the crunch 4th quarter carries. The negative: Until further notice, people should ALWAYS start defenses facing the Ravens and Texans. Of course, people who try to do so in week 3 will be idiots, as both teams are on their bye. Speaking of which, did you see the teams on the week 3 bye? In addition to the Ravens and Texans, you have the Lions and Redskins resting. Expect high fantasy scores next week.
8. Donny (1-1): Unlike Peyton, Culpepper's horrible day was not a fluke. Mike Tice is on the respirator as coach, so maybe there is hope. Winning by scoring only 44 points is not going to happen very often. If it wasn't for the Eagles D, he'd be ranked #10.
9. Andrew (1-1): What's sadder than winning with 44 points? Why, it's winning with 33 points. Andrew was somewhat inefficient, however. QB play from Favre has always been inconsistent, it's just that all those pundits are in love with him so you only hear the good things about Brett. He'll give you 20 points followed by a 5 point performance.
10. PJ (0-2): The saddest of them all. Could have well been 2-0 and ranked #1, but has had atrocious efficiency. I think his total efficiency so far is in the low-mid 40's. I will start searching for a suitable helper monkey for him after this posting.
1. Hai (2-0): Like the Redskins, a shocking 2-0 puts them atop of league standings. Like the Redskins, the team seems to have its QB set for now. Like the Redskins, you will hear a lot of bandwagon crap about how great the team is this week. Like the Redskins, this trip to the summit will be very short.
2. Kevin (1-1): It's painful to score the second most points in the league and yet lose. I've been there before. Interesting call, though, to leave out Westbrook instead of Julius, thereby not softening the impact of the freaky McNabb performance. This team can start 3 RBs if it could.
3. Tuna (1-1): Upset by Hai but his RBs will perform better next week. Still no worries, this was just one of those random losses. The fundamentals are still strong with this team. One game will determine Tuna's outcome next week. See below about it and his WR:
4. Katy (1-1): Comes roaring back with McNabb's ungodly performance. Think that had anything to do with TO's desire to show up his former team? Good times roll on with Oakland coming to town. Think TO wants to show up his rival WR? Bench? We don't need no stinkin benches!
5. Bill (1-1): Barely lost to Larry. It is a bit worrying that he hasn't scored over 60 points yet, however. KC looks to emulate those Big 12 teams like old Nebraska and Oklahoma, running the ball for scores. His QB is looking less sure now. LT still dependable as ever, and Gates not too shabby in his return.
6. Larry (1-1): Squeaker over Bill, but actually scored less points than last week's loss. Getting it done with efficiency, but not showing signs of making a move up yet. Nothing exciting, so a number 6 spot is appropriate.
7. Victor (1-1): Fluky performance by Peyton. Last time it happened was way back in 2001. Also, positive news about Mike Anderson, even though he didn't get the crunch 4th quarter carries. The negative: Until further notice, people should ALWAYS start defenses facing the Ravens and Texans. Of course, people who try to do so in week 3 will be idiots, as both teams are on their bye. Speaking of which, did you see the teams on the week 3 bye? In addition to the Ravens and Texans, you have the Lions and Redskins resting. Expect high fantasy scores next week.
8. Donny (1-1): Unlike Peyton, Culpepper's horrible day was not a fluke. Mike Tice is on the respirator as coach, so maybe there is hope. Winning by scoring only 44 points is not going to happen very often. If it wasn't for the Eagles D, he'd be ranked #10.
9. Andrew (1-1): What's sadder than winning with 44 points? Why, it's winning with 33 points. Andrew was somewhat inefficient, however. QB play from Favre has always been inconsistent, it's just that all those pundits are in love with him so you only hear the good things about Brett. He'll give you 20 points followed by a 5 point performance.
10. PJ (0-2): The saddest of them all. Could have well been 2-0 and ranked #1, but has had atrocious efficiency. I think his total efficiency so far is in the low-mid 40's. I will start searching for a suitable helper monkey for him after this posting.
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