I found a website that actually offers helper monkeys, but it's for the disabled so I won't link to it to make fun of it. Actually, it's because the site is very boring. But you're in luck, PJ. I understand one of Miami's main attractions other than Pro Players (Joe Robbie to me) stadium is the Monkey Jungle!
Miami Monkey Jungle
I believe $35 will allow you unlimited visits for a year. You can consult with any of the 400 primates there. Maybe you can use the O-RAN-gutan as your RB coach and employ the Java monkey as your WR coach, since it seems to be able to catch food pretty well.
Miami Monkey Jungle
I believe $35 will allow you unlimited visits for a year. You can consult with any of the 400 primates there. Maybe you can use the O-RAN-gutan as your RB coach and employ the Java monkey as your WR coach, since it seems to be able to catch food pretty well.
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