Another short week, then it's football extravaganza on Thursday (otherwise known as Thanksgiving). With that theme, here are some stuff FADUCO owners can be thankful for, and bonus special black Friday deal for each owner.
1. Lily - With a win over Donny, she'll break the record she currently shares with Bill and PJ for most consecutive wins in a season. However, Bill and PJ didn't win the championship in those seasons. Lily should be thankful for Arian Foster falling into her lap in this year's draft. That guy is a beast - scoring 34 more points than the 2nd highest ranking RB!
Black Friday Deal: Baby Sitting Mama on the Nintendo Wii
2. Kevin - Got back on track with a workmanlike win. Must be thankful for Peyton Manning carrying his team now, with all those injuries to his players. Yeah, okay, so I'm starting to regret that trade a bit. Also, should be thankful that the Colts won't be sitting their starters late in the season this year.
Black Friday Deal: Costco Holiday Fruit Tower
3. Tuna - He may be too far back to win the division, but a wild card is certainly feasible. As I said in the past, Green Bay has a pretty easy schedule going forward. Tuna should be thankful for the FADUCO scheduling gods: His last 3 games are against Bill, PJ, and Andrew. All teams with losing records.
Black Friday Deal: Six-Pack Wisconsin Cheese Bars
4. Hai - Fading due to QB and managerial issues. However, with effectively a 2-game lead over Katy and Tuna, it means Hai basically has to lose twice and have either Katy or Tuna sweep their remaining games in order to miss the playoffs. Also we all know who Hai is really thankful for: Jason Garrett for making the Cowboys worth watching again. Though Hai's bar and grill has been quiet this year, maybe it'll reopen next year with this upgrade:
Black Friday Deal: Sony 55" 240 Hz 1080p 3D-Upgradeable LED HDTV
5. Katy - Suffered a setback against Bill when Vick got "contained" for 15 points. However, must be very thankful that the justice system works and rehabilitation to society can happen. The Eagles face a tough pass defense in Chicago this week, but then get the sieve-like Houston Texans afterwards. But not so fast...Katy has to play Lily that week...
Black Friday Deal: Michael Vick Replica Jersey
6. PJ - The witch's spell worked. Sort of. PJ ekes out the tiebreaker, though only because he left more than 55 points on the bench. PJ has awesome receivers, but they have spent most of their time paralyzed by a curse or something so that his Dolphins players get the start. A lost football season for PJ, guess he'll be thankful whenever the wedding is over.
Black Friday Deal: Sony HandyCam Hi-Def for the wedding and honeymoon (page 8)
7. Bill - Starting a small run, winning 3 of his last 4. Despite a bad record, Bill has to be thankful that his big 3 Running Backs are contributing and healthy. He can be a spoiler and deny his sister the playoffs in the final week. However, we haven't heard much from him lately, is he secretly plotting his comeback next year, or has he just given up on fantasy football?
Black Friday Deal: LG Prime GSM phone to call in add/drop transactions from China (page 10)
8. Donny - Put up a decent amount of points but got the short end of the scheduling straw. Only thing left to play for is the chance to deny Lily the consecutive win record. Not sure Donny wants to really keep Bill and PJ in the record books, but whatever. Though it's another grim year for football in the Duong household, he can be thankful that he's a new official dad.
Black Friday Deal: Walmart toys for Jackson. (page 12)
Just kidding, look at pages 24-25.
9. Andrew - After being MIA, for a few weeks, I think the rest of the league is a bit thankful to see Andrew participate in trades, free agent pickups, and legitimate attempts to win the week. The trade of Hillis and Bowe has been beneficial to both Tuna and Andrew, and Andrew has a legitimate running back starter and keeper now.
Black Friday Deal: Star Wars Light Sabers for the Nintendo Wii
10. Victor - By now, I'm numb to heartbreaking defeats such as the one vs. PJ. CBS Sports again lies and told me I was the favorite. I guess I'm going to be thankful for having the top pick in the draft, and for Mr. and Mrs. Kiper giving birth to the Draft Jesus. Time to start thinking about the kitchen instead of the gridiron.
Black Friday Deal: Smart Cooking the Costco Way
1. Lily - With a win over Donny, she'll break the record she currently shares with Bill and PJ for most consecutive wins in a season. However, Bill and PJ didn't win the championship in those seasons. Lily should be thankful for Arian Foster falling into her lap in this year's draft. That guy is a beast - scoring 34 more points than the 2nd highest ranking RB!
Black Friday Deal: Baby Sitting Mama on the Nintendo Wii
2. Kevin - Got back on track with a workmanlike win. Must be thankful for Peyton Manning carrying his team now, with all those injuries to his players. Yeah, okay, so I'm starting to regret that trade a bit. Also, should be thankful that the Colts won't be sitting their starters late in the season this year.
Black Friday Deal: Costco Holiday Fruit Tower
3. Tuna - He may be too far back to win the division, but a wild card is certainly feasible. As I said in the past, Green Bay has a pretty easy schedule going forward. Tuna should be thankful for the FADUCO scheduling gods: His last 3 games are against Bill, PJ, and Andrew. All teams with losing records.
Black Friday Deal: Six-Pack Wisconsin Cheese Bars
4. Hai - Fading due to QB and managerial issues. However, with effectively a 2-game lead over Katy and Tuna, it means Hai basically has to lose twice and have either Katy or Tuna sweep their remaining games in order to miss the playoffs. Also we all know who Hai is really thankful for: Jason Garrett for making the Cowboys worth watching again. Though Hai's bar and grill has been quiet this year, maybe it'll reopen next year with this upgrade:
Black Friday Deal: Sony 55" 240 Hz 1080p 3D-Upgradeable LED HDTV
5. Katy - Suffered a setback against Bill when Vick got "contained" for 15 points. However, must be very thankful that the justice system works and rehabilitation to society can happen. The Eagles face a tough pass defense in Chicago this week, but then get the sieve-like Houston Texans afterwards. But not so fast...Katy has to play Lily that week...
Black Friday Deal: Michael Vick Replica Jersey
6. PJ - The witch's spell worked. Sort of. PJ ekes out the tiebreaker, though only because he left more than 55 points on the bench. PJ has awesome receivers, but they have spent most of their time paralyzed by a curse or something so that his Dolphins players get the start. A lost football season for PJ, guess he'll be thankful whenever the wedding is over.
Black Friday Deal: Sony HandyCam Hi-Def for the wedding and honeymoon (page 8)
7. Bill - Starting a small run, winning 3 of his last 4. Despite a bad record, Bill has to be thankful that his big 3 Running Backs are contributing and healthy. He can be a spoiler and deny his sister the playoffs in the final week. However, we haven't heard much from him lately, is he secretly plotting his comeback next year, or has he just given up on fantasy football?
Black Friday Deal: LG Prime GSM phone to call in add/drop transactions from China (page 10)
8. Donny - Put up a decent amount of points but got the short end of the scheduling straw. Only thing left to play for is the chance to deny Lily the consecutive win record. Not sure Donny wants to really keep Bill and PJ in the record books, but whatever. Though it's another grim year for football in the Duong household, he can be thankful that he's a new official dad.
Black Friday Deal: Walmart toys for Jackson. (page 12)
Just kidding, look at pages 24-25.
9. Andrew - After being MIA, for a few weeks, I think the rest of the league is a bit thankful to see Andrew participate in trades, free agent pickups, and legitimate attempts to win the week. The trade of Hillis and Bowe has been beneficial to both Tuna and Andrew, and Andrew has a legitimate running back starter and keeper now.
Black Friday Deal: Star Wars Light Sabers for the Nintendo Wii
10. Victor - By now, I'm numb to heartbreaking defeats such as the one vs. PJ. CBS Sports again lies and told me I was the favorite. I guess I'm going to be thankful for having the top pick in the draft, and for Mr. and Mrs. Kiper giving birth to the Draft Jesus. Time to start thinking about the kitchen instead of the gridiron.
Black Friday Deal: Smart Cooking the Costco Way
Comments
Shouldn't you be spending more time raising your child and less time dominating fantasy football and shopping?
Bill