1st and 11 Week 2 - The Office Edition

1^St AND 11 THE OFFICE EDITION

1^st The reason Vic wasn’t excited about football was………..

2^nd He bought an engagement ring for his love interest and was rejected.

3^rd Hai and Kevin are not allowed to watch to watch their favorite teams.

4^th Kevin more so because the Eagles have Vick and the Cowboys only play the Eagles twice a year.

5^th Kevin is now exclusively watching the Dolphins (Tuna Friendly).

6^th After one year of Rosetta Stone Training William still cant speak Chineese.

7^th Hai’s girl is pregnant.

8^th POD is coming out of the closest.

9^th Andrew ………………………………………………………….. I was going to go to far with one BUT Andrew I do have some great stripper pics.

10^th Two days later I got word that Vic woman changed her mind and he is engaged and loving football BUT. A condition of the engagement is no more VIC GURU……………………Faduco is going to suffer no more rankings, analysis, spreadsheets…………….Just one simple math equation per week.

AND 11 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN MARINO!

Editor's note: Here is the Hulu episode of The Office from which PJ is basing his column. PJ forgot to include the attachment last Friday in his email to me, but he did complete this on time.