POD's Week 4 Preview

Andrew Dice Clay vs. William Hung

3-0 vs. 0-3...Who would have thought the 3-0 team out of these two belongs to the Dice Man?? WTF is up with that? I guess props to the new management? The blazing start is very misleading given that the combined record of the teams he's beaten is 1-8...and the one win came against one of the winless teams..ha. Man, what a cake schedule to begin with and it just continues with yet another winless opponent in pathetic William. William's team is in complete shambles. I thought it was pretty promising coming into the season, oh well. Check out his lineup, half his team has that little medical cross icon next to the player's name. Andrew, lets face it, your team isn't that great (its carried by Tony Homo for christ's sakes), but nevertheless it'll be 4-0.


PJ Carlissamo vs. Dirty Larry

1-2 vs. 0-3...This one will be a blow out. Dirty Larry, you have no shot here. Don't even bother subbing your bye week guys, its not worth the mouse clicks. PJ's teams is pretty solid and his guys this week have good matchups. I'm very jealous of PJ's starting Wideouts and rookie sensation Adrian Peterson. Dirty Larry doesn't deserve to win one game this year after donating his first round pick to William and then picking Jamal Lewis with his first pick. Back in the day, Dirty Larry's team was a force to be reckon with. Its a shame you didn't win anything while having Shaun Alexander and Torry Holt in their primes. But now with both of them on the downside of their careers, its just ugliness here on out. Dirty Larry, say hello to 0-4.


Kevin Federline vs. Vic Bastard

3-0 vs. 1-2...I think this will be a close contest. Vic Bastard is favored by 8, but I'd take Federline moneyline if I were a betting man. Kfed's team is very deep and has quality talent at the WR and RB positions. Only thing holding him back from FADUCO domination is sketchy QB play. Vic Bastard's team is decent enough, but not the juggernaut some thought before week 1. Obviously, LJ is a complete bitch in that KC offense. But truly the real reason for the mediocre season Vic Bastard is destined for is the draft. Vic Bastard did zero to help his cause at the draft...just chock full of bad picks. Secret website be damned, ask for your money back dude. OK, even with that worhless draft, a team with Peyton Manning and Steve Smith is always in the game any given week. This week I look for Westbrook and Addai to both have huge games and propel Kfed to a win in a squeaker against Vic Bastard's Bastards.


Katy Holmes vs. H-bomb

2-1 vs. 3-0...H-bomb's team is off to a swell start, despite Steven Jackson not doing much. Of course H-bomb should be 2-1, but fortunately for him he played POD in week one. Kate's team is decent enough I suppose. Man, its difficult for me to say nice things about Katy for some reason. Hmmm, perhaps it has to do with my 2-10 lifetime record against this chick?? I think 2 of the losses were in the playoffs. Darn you Katy!! I hate you!!! Go Hai, beat her!!! Oy vey. I'd like to see Hai beat the girl, but it probably won't happen. Stephen and Rudi are out...Roy goes up against a pissed off Bears D. I wouldn't count H-bomb totally out though. If Carson can have a big night without Housh doing much (can that even happen?) it can happen.


Tuna Surprise vs. Donny Brasco

2-1 vs. 0-3. Shoot, I have to eat crow here. I was really dogging Tuna before the season ....Now he's got a damn good team, with a sick Brady-to-Moss combo leading the way. He doesn't have stud Rbs, but they are all productive and interchangeable and can be managed based on matchups. Only thing he may need to worry about is his roster now has 3 players that were on Brasco's team last week. Tuna, you are playing with fire my man, it may not have been so wise to mess with the equilibrium of your team. Eh, but who can argue with adding Raven's Defense, which is a no-brainer uprade for him. I see no reason for Brady-to-Moss slowing down anytime soon. If Lee Evans can wake up, Tuna's team will be downright scary. We'll see how Tuna handles being the favorite now. I think he prospers in the underdog role, but as last year showed, he withers away when people hype his team. Landslide victory for Tuna in week 4 against POD.

GOOD LUCK IN WEEK 4 EVERYONE EXCEPT KATY!!!

Comments

Victor Donge said…
Larry, don't listen to POD. You'll get fined if you don't bench your bye-week players for your current players who do not have a bye this week.
Anonymous said…
Doubt the power of the Dark Side at your own peril BOD

New Sherrif
Victor Donge said…
Donny, if I had listened to my secret website, I'd be 2-1. I would have started Coles instead of Reggie Brown in week 1 but wanted to feel what it was like to root for an Eagle, since I never had an Eagle on my team till then. And yes, my first 4 draft picks, especially Reggie Brown, have been busts. But at least my later draft picks have been pretty good (Coles, Pittsburgh D, Watson)
Victor Donge said…
Speaking of good late draft picks, this will be a real test of my secret website. It has Favre rated significantly higher than Manning for this week. Kristy can cheer for Manning guilt-free this week.
Anonymous said…
Kristy likes Farve as well. Both Farve and Manning have integrity and character according to Kristy. Although there is no real evidence to support this (my comment).
and...
Vic I'm surprised you blindly follow some website. What happened to independent thinking. Are you the only Asian that relies on a secret website?
Victor Donge said…
Damn, my secret website was only half-right. Favre had a nice game but Manning had a stellar one. But Donny, you are the Madden of Faduco, your QBs keep getting hurt.
POD said…
your secret website blows. bench peyton manning....thats fucking stupid and the people who run that webiste need to die. your secret website was wrong, not half right not half wrong, it was wrong.
Anonymous said…
Donny,

We want to give Hai a fair shot so we left Hozman on the bench. Sorry we still won.

Team Katy