hmmm, I wonder what the thought process of the guy who assaulted Jason Taylor was.
1. Yeah, I should attack someone who's probably among the top ten of most popular Dolphins players ever. That'll help me in the local court.
2. Yeah, I should also attack the sister of another Dolphin who is in the top ten popularity list.
3. I'll take on this guy who outweighs me by almost a hundred pounds of pure muscle mass, and who's 6 inches taller than me. Never mind that he also hits people for a living.
4. To top it off, I'll yell racial epithets so that I could be charged with a more serious crime.
5. Then I'll try to flee and hide in a trailer park. Police would never suspect I live there.
Police arrest Jason Taylor's attacker
1. Yeah, I should attack someone who's probably among the top ten of most popular Dolphins players ever. That'll help me in the local court.
2. Yeah, I should also attack the sister of another Dolphin who is in the top ten popularity list.
3. I'll take on this guy who outweighs me by almost a hundred pounds of pure muscle mass, and who's 6 inches taller than me. Never mind that he also hits people for a living.
4. To top it off, I'll yell racial epithets so that I could be charged with a more serious crime.
5. Then I'll try to flee and hide in a trailer park. Police would never suspect I live there.
Police arrest Jason Taylor's attacker
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