It’s been pretty busy at the home office, so this week’s power rankings will be a bit short. This week, 2 flagship games as the league’s top 4 teams face off against each other in what could be a preview of the FADUCO playoffs. Meanwhile, as Tuna pointed out, the 4 worst teams standings-wise play each other in the garbage barge games.
1. Hai (7-3) Most points scored and most high scores of the week. Panthers scored 30+ points for him, so I guess there’s another benefit to cheering for the Panthers besides hot lesbian action.
2. Tuna (7-3) Displaced from the #1 spot because of poor efficiency. PJ’s quote: "I sent the management dysfunction to Tuna. These were very strategic moves." Will return to #1 if he beats Larry this week, unless Hai gets high score of the week again.
3. Larry (7-3) Easy schedule and favorable matchups end this week. Match of the week between two of the big 3 in the league. Is Larry a contender or a pretender? Most efficient manager, and most players back from injuries, it’ll be an interesting game.
4. Bill (5-5). Put up quite a good fight even without his Chargers. Now he gets back his top 2 weapons in time for a major matchup with Hai. Word of warning: Starting Cowboys players opposite Hai does not work. (See Victor and Kevin). So keep Terry Glenn on the bench.
5. Kevin (5-5). Philly will run the ball more now, finally, with McNabb’s injury, so Westbrook will deliver. Plus Hasselbeck gets to play San Fran. #2 RB is a bit questionable. Marion Barber is still on the trading block, if you want him.
6. George (4-6). New manager has a 2-1 record with the team. Refined his roster from the trade with Tuna. Only 1 game out of 2nd place in the division, and gets to play league underachiever Victor this week. Nice move to force Victor to root against Broncos defense by picking up the D on waivers. But see above about the strategy of playing a person to force your opponent to root against his/her favorite team.
7. Andrew (5-5). No sure of what to make of this team. Not that great in points production, but seems to win the close ones. Helper monkey has regained some balance in the recent weeks, but this team doesn’t scare anyone except PJ.
8. Victor (3-7). Flees the basement after being locked down there the last few weeks and does damage to the female team (Desperate Housewives reference). Ok, that may be a bit in poor taste. No more RBBC in KC, may become the team no one wants to play in the last few weeks with 3 studs on the roster and solid #2 RB.
9. Katy (4-6). No more McNabb, and weak #2 RB and WR position. Will it become first-to-worst?
10. POD (3-7). Putting Reggie Bush as your icon is automatic grounds for being #10. Unlike golf, Donny can’t drink himself out of this predicament. At least his Redskins players are performing.
1. Hai (7-3) Most points scored and most high scores of the week. Panthers scored 30+ points for him, so I guess there’s another benefit to cheering for the Panthers besides hot lesbian action.
2. Tuna (7-3) Displaced from the #1 spot because of poor efficiency. PJ’s quote: "I sent the management dysfunction to Tuna. These were very strategic moves." Will return to #1 if he beats Larry this week, unless Hai gets high score of the week again.
3. Larry (7-3) Easy schedule and favorable matchups end this week. Match of the week between two of the big 3 in the league. Is Larry a contender or a pretender? Most efficient manager, and most players back from injuries, it’ll be an interesting game.
4. Bill (5-5). Put up quite a good fight even without his Chargers. Now he gets back his top 2 weapons in time for a major matchup with Hai. Word of warning: Starting Cowboys players opposite Hai does not work. (See Victor and Kevin). So keep Terry Glenn on the bench.
5. Kevin (5-5). Philly will run the ball more now, finally, with McNabb’s injury, so Westbrook will deliver. Plus Hasselbeck gets to play San Fran. #2 RB is a bit questionable. Marion Barber is still on the trading block, if you want him.
6. George (4-6). New manager has a 2-1 record with the team. Refined his roster from the trade with Tuna. Only 1 game out of 2nd place in the division, and gets to play league underachiever Victor this week. Nice move to force Victor to root against Broncos defense by picking up the D on waivers. But see above about the strategy of playing a person to force your opponent to root against his/her favorite team.
7. Andrew (5-5). No sure of what to make of this team. Not that great in points production, but seems to win the close ones. Helper monkey has regained some balance in the recent weeks, but this team doesn’t scare anyone except PJ.
8. Victor (3-7). Flees the basement after being locked down there the last few weeks and does damage to the female team (Desperate Housewives reference). Ok, that may be a bit in poor taste. No more RBBC in KC, may become the team no one wants to play in the last few weeks with 3 studs on the roster and solid #2 RB.
9. Katy (4-6). No more McNabb, and weak #2 RB and WR position. Will it become first-to-worst?
10. POD (3-7). Putting Reggie Bush as your icon is automatic grounds for being #10. Unlike golf, Donny can’t drink himself out of this predicament. At least his Redskins players are performing.
Comments
I actually I wanted to pick up the Seahawks defense this week but George overruled me. He liked the fact that he gets to make you a Jets offensive fan, plus he said if Carolina Defense got 30+ against the Jets the Broncos at home should score 50.